Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[GoldenFraggle]

You have the power to turn all republicans into sheep ! razz  

[Garynook]

You have the power to turn sheeps into Nintendo fans... so basically still sheeps.  

[10MoonsPrincess]

He can turn invisible when no ones looking  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the power to shoot toothpaste from your foot  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Has power to turn bitchy woman into pineapples  

[Skizlersan]

^ has the power to eat all the junk food she wants without having to deal with weight gain.  

[bluestarz94]

has the power to lick your elbows  

[Nelacar Victrix]

You have the power to make all of your bones permanently disapear  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the power to make it rain expired tapioca pudding....  

[Garynook]

You have the ability to brush that s**t, homie!  

[Tristan AN]

The ability to turn everything you touch to pure cheese xd  

[Kai-Tyn Macros]

the ability to eat anything and fart dragons  

[amusedandconfused]

The magical ability to see through carrots.  

[GoldenFraggle]

You have the power to make Anime characters good and bad come to life and do your bidding !  

[neko-taylour]

has the power to change your face