"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Let there be COSPLAY]

Because your eyes are closed.

Why do the Jonas Brothers have SOOO many guy fans?  

[Roel22]

because they use magic
why are pokemon cool?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Because pokemon eat cupcakes. xd
Why are kittens so cute? blaugh  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they aren't cute.. >.>

Why are the Jonas Brothers gay?



(Note- I really hate them, they can go die! twisted )  

[Atomic_Chaos129]

because they like women>.<

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

The Lisp God!

Why is drawing random things fun and addicting?  

[Atomic_Chaos129]

because the monkey ate my shoes

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?  

[Note Dragon Viet]

because he stuffed a pixie in his mouth.

Why is water evil?  

[Toriyama Rika]

Sealing loneliness inside,
the gaze that cast a lock on itself
The much desired brilliance
Is for the sake of changing everything

Because it killed many many goats. D8

Why are teddy bears so cuddly??

I'll believe
In your sins and pained sadness.
The voice that whispered “I want everything”
Without even bothering to regain what is lost

 

[Amaya R. Sparda]

Because you have a cloud with all of that non-expensive stuff.

Why am i sitting here bored and not finding someplace to place corrupt a wish?  

[RisikaFox]

You've been kidnapped by aliens and forced to repetitively do the most mundane things imaginable.

What causes typos?  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Typos are caused by your shoes being untied > _<


Whats a glomptacklehugllesnesslying?  

[RisikaFox]

It's a hell of a mouthful to say.

What am I thinking you're thinking I'm thinking?  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Because I'm think that you're thinking that i'm thinking that you're thinking that i'm thinking you're thinking


Why does the sky fall?