KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Gilda Geezer]

*Steps in to the thread to check it's pulse.* Still alive and kicking... wink  

[Eileen50]

*kicks thread* Yeah, I guess it is still alive ...  

[bandaidd]

bandaidd pats the thread gently and soothes it with gentle murmurings before inserting the IV catheter and hanging the bag of pretty fluorescent antifreeze solution. For good measure, she takes a veterinary euthanasia medication and loads up a dose big enough to kill a herd of beached Psyzapps.

"Everything's gonna be fine..."  

[KommandoKat]

While Thread is Resting in Peace.. I Bring in a Crew Of My Friends From The Speed Metal Band The Whankers and they Bring Their Crew with Mosh pitt and we all start Head Banging and Thrashing the Thread to Bits ....  

[Nei1]

CUT!!

*turns off the main camera*  

[Psyzapp]

Nei! You're not gonna give that film to Dougherty are you? eek  

[Nei1]

Only if he pays the blackmail money. twisted  

[Psyzapp]

I can't let you do that! There is too much evidence on that film and he'll throw my butt in the clink! *Pulls out a spiked club and smashes camera* Whew…that was a close one. *pulls out a bazooka and blows huge hole in side of thread* Now to escape…Mwahahahahahahahaha twisted *runs through hole*  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Seems no one has made an attempt on the threads life in a few posts so... *pulls out flamethrower* I'll do it. You know, use of these has been declared a war crime. Burn Baby! *starts dousing the thread and everything around it in liquid fire*  

[Psyzapp]

Brings an angry Chuck Norris to thread and he proceeds to give thread the whuppin of a lifetime. You see, after having a long talk with Chuck and informing him how this particular thread bad mouthed his mama, he was eager to get here and teach this thread a lesson it shall never forget "Chuck Norris" style. twisted  

[bandaidd]

OK, everyone. PAUSE.
No more posts allowed for 3 days.
*hangs a "CLOSED" sign on the thread*  

[Psyzapp]

Bump…HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE rofl
*takes Bandaidd's closed sign and spray paints over it* twisted  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Ummm looks like Psyzapp won *kicks self for not thinking of this thread sooner*  

[bandaidd]

it was the longest kill to date, approx 56 hours!
but the thread can survive up to 72 hours without a post, so CLOSE. psyzapp, but no cigar!  

[Cruel-hearted Wench]

Well damn. You attempted to kill your own thread by putting up a "closed" sign. Very clever, young lady.

Sinks her fangs into the thread, draining it of it's lifeblood. Yum, perhaps you should all post again. A girl does get thirsty, ya know.