Why I Killed You

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because I lusted after your spot in the hot springs  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for using weapons during gun ban.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because the secret police informed me that you were a spy.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for becoming the next Justin Bieber.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I accidentally killed you and once again possibly broke the treaty, and started a war between Hyrule and your Empire.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for attemting one on my life but luckily getting someone else instead. For that, the treaty is broken and your kingdom shall be invaded.

But you're dead anyway so why should you care?  

[Mr Insanium]

I killed you for not owning uranium.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you 'cause you tried to own the elements in the periodic table.  

[Mr Insanium]

I killed you for not having any vibranium.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed for thinking I'm a walking chemical lab.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for being a doctor and not appreciating the power of chemistry  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for stealing the rose petals that are supposed to be used whenever I walk down at a public appearance.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I accidentally killed you because I thought you were a spy sneaking into the castle...?  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because I get queasy at the sight of blood
NO! STOP BLEEDING DAMN YOU!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for espionage.