Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[GemEncrustedEarth]

it wants food

why did i decide that it would be a good idea to stay up all last night?  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

because sleeping is overrated.

Why do people watch tv?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because TV is God's Electronic Gift.
No, wait, that's the Wii. sweatdrop

Why does this rubber band smell funny?  

[Cri-chi]

Because it's not made of rubber! surprised

Why are my (real) eyes green?  

[Different...Very.]

Because you fell in the grass face first as a child. That's right, your eyes are grass stained.  

[Cri-chi]

Oh noes you didn't put a question in! Ar well smile

Why do they make heaps of mobile phones in pink?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

to destroy the world

how did i end up with such crazy friends?  

[Cri-chi]

because they eat white paper!

Why do people paint the walls in their houses?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

So they can eat it later.

Why do I want ramen really bad right now?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because the apple is part of the Kiwi rebellion.  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

where's your question?

why does my dorm have a part of the basement I had no knowledge of until tonight?  

[Maniacal.Muffin.Man]

'Cause it's genitals hurt, duh.


Why are lemons purple?

 

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

because yellow is overrated.

Why is my bag heavy?  

[Cri-chi]

Because you're worried about muggers on the street, so you fill your bag with bricks to whack 'em.

Why is my bag light?