corrupt a wish

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you are one of those people.

I wish steampunk took over the world.  

[DvnT]

wish granted, but everyone died. so it doesn't matter.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish!  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, your wish is not corrupted, it is killed.


I wish I could get over my unnatural fear of driving a car...  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but it is replaced with an unnatural fear of air fresheners.

I wish I had a giant magical paintbrush.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but it's an INVISIBLE paintbrush that paints anything invisible on contact! It accidentally touches the world and it suddenly disappears!

I wish I had fudge.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you find the bones of a child in your piece.

I wish I had magical powers.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, you have the powers to walk on grass, swim in a puddle, and fly in a plane. I wish I could find the longer version of "Moving on up."  

[Kireshai]

Wish Granted, but you have to watch(listen?) to it on repeat for the rest of your life.

I wish that I didn't have to do the HSC (Higher School Certificate - School leaving exam, University entrance exams, as such).  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. Now you must do something much, much harder and much more mind-numbing.

I wish I had my own private island.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but Godzilla, King Ghorda, and Mothra want to stop by for a house warming party.
I wish I could spawn wings of any kind at anytime, yet flaming ones don't hurt... me.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but one day, you fall out of a plane and decide to take out your wings, and they're made of solid gold and they're so heavy that you fall into the ocean and sink.


I wish my computer wouldn't heat up so fast...  

[Kizuri-chan]

Granted. Now the screen FREEZES every two seconds.

I wish for pie.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted. You get pie....IN THA FACE!!!!
I wish I had milk.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but it's spoiled. Gross, huh?


I wish I didn't have to grow up...  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You're a child for the rest of your life (possible? eek )

I wish I could run as fast as a hurricane-force wind.