Never ending story......

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Boris didn't want to do it. Instead, he did a dance all on his own which...  

[kerrowe]

which caused the earth beneath him to break and propel him towards an island in the sky, via water jets. which he hits the island by....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

hitting it with his head. Boris then became pilot of the floating island and began driving it to...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Washington DC. He had plans to moon the president of the US and that statue of Liberty; unfortunately, his plans were foiled when some air craft started to fire at the island.  

[kerrowe]

As the aircraft came closer psychic aliens, come from it and attempt to land on the island as......  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Twinkie people who s**t out chocolate flavored ice cream.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When Boris saw the Twinkie Aliens, he quickly put the island on auto pilot and ran out and started eating all the Twinky aliens for trying to steall the island...  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

But reinforcements came and we were outnumbered. A plan has to be made. In order to drive off the Twinkie Aliens...  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

He hired cookie ninjas to join in the fray...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Among them was Leprechaun_Sean, slaying the Alien, but...  

[SighingNight]

...but boris started to eat the cookie ninjas alike, turning Boris into...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

The butt pirate Boris Butt-to-the-Face as he stuck his butt in his enemies' faces.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Boris' enemies were not thrilled, and though they did enjoy seeing Boris' butt, they had to do something.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

They decided to use a flamethrower on Boris' behind the next time he stuck his butt in one of their faces. Sure enough, he did, and when he did they gave it a good roasting, causing Boris to...  

[Gyzvx]

gain physics breaking rectal propulsion faster than the speed of light by igniting his Boris farts. He used this power to...