Why did you divorce the person above you?

[JTN]

She purposely plays Pachelbel's Canon in D Major out of tune to mildly irk me at the most inopportune times.  

[A Bloody Band Aid]

He wouldn't take off the kinky costume when we went out.  

[Tambergal]

rainbows *twitch*  

[Simply-a-Storyteller]

because her dress kept tripping me >3<  

[Tambergal]

uhhhh... we had some problems with the centaurness...  

[Simply-a-Storyteller]

Her lantern kept burning my cloak D:  

[- Random Seizurez -]

because he had another woman  

[Simply-a-Storyteller]

because she kept mistaking me for a guy instead of a girl :/  

[JTN]

She keeps erasing "WORLD DOMINATION!" from all my calendars.  

[Charie4ever]

Because he keeps putting "WORLD DOMINATION!" on his calendar  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because she believed she was Bat-Man.  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

Because he thought i was a pirate.  

[Lacroix-amelie]

they poked me too much  

[Hachimitsu bea]

she kept putting her ninja stars in my pillow cases  

[Lacroix-amelie]

her polar bear ate my mini ninja dude... it took a while to get it back out -.-'