Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Lacroix-amelie]

he almost threw me into the death portal T.T  

[Hachimitsu bea]

She had an affair with the neighbors puppy...

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because, when i fell asleep because of being soo damn tired she tried to take my mask off...  

[Vexxecutioner]

They said they weren't a terrorist  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

*raises hands above my head*
He's has a gun pointed at me.  

[Charie4ever]

Because she is way to beautiful  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Because when it rained, she didn't let me under her umbrella and I got wet and then eventually, sick.... I would have died of a bad cold and high fever! That's technically a murder attempt! She just wanted my money!!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because she dosen't understand me and keeps me from NOT trying to kill someone...  

[Charie4ever]

Because he won't let me kill someone with him stare  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because she is nuts at times...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

he was to close with my house maid...

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because she accused me for eating the cookies, and FYI i was trying to find out something about your maid, i think she stole your diamond necklace too.  

[Living Ink]

Well it's like this... he's just such a good ninja that I married him thinking he was a girl... so yeah... big surprise! So the divorce was just me trying to rectify my error. redface  

[engineer-of-doom]

He thought he was too saintly for me.  

[Deathfrost]

Because she loved that tree a little too much if you get my meaning...