Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to change a person's gender.....  

[GoldenFraggle]

You have the power to turn people into twirling Hippies !  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to eat through cloth  

[disliker of the mary sue]

you have the power to controll democrats like pupets.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the power to contract pink eye at will.....  

[disliker of the mary sue]

you have the power to be faceless at will.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the power to change your body weight by 1 gram  

[du Mort]

the Power to make one part of your body invisible

 

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

The power to drive a push pin all the way through somebody's face. It would totally rock.  

[du Mort]

The ability to summon 5-7 creatures of Japanese Myth at will

 

[Miku4U]

Heat Vision!  

[du Mort]

The ability to turn your skin into significantly tougher Dragon Scales

 

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to make your eyelids tough as aluminum foil......  

[Lightwater2520]

The ability to electrocute yourself.