Why did you divorce the person above you?

[ConsummateCaricature]

i saw him molesting a goat, and i disapprove of that.
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i'll take him back if he promises to stop wink  

[Earth Sensei]

She didn't care where my d**k has been so r child had some weird goat traits to it

 

[ConsummateCaricature]

if you'd drop your acts of beasiality, we can make new babies, ones without goat traits
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[Natural Born Freak]

Oh, ohh, ohhhh! Ate meat and rubbed it in my face. I don't like the thought of eating meats or anything that comes off a living animal, haha.  

[Earth Sensei]

she thinks my goat child is nasty  

[NGH 757 BBM]

no homo
my d**k slapped him in da face... n it killed him  

[Earth Sensei]

he had d**k slapping sex fantasies about me all the time the sad part he's d**k was less than inch hard so that made the game tough

 

[Arikana]

He cheated on me with my brother's cousin's sister's aunt's great-grandfather's uncle twice-removed's roommate's best friend and pretended he'd had fantasies about him. surprised

 

[Earth Sensei]

she wanted me to understand her whole family and their friends and their family who also has friends and they have family and so on I went crazy and was sent to a mental ward which was better than where they sent her (the walls weren't soft and squisy)  

[Earth Sensei]

I didn't feel like molesting myself all the time  

[Eisenkrieger]

that damn violin!!!!!!#Q#@%#@ its been driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!
finaly i can be free of your so called"music"  

[Earth Sensei]

he wouldn't let me burn him to cinders  

[blinkexists182]

We had sex and I got burned... down there.  

[l Sailor Cancer l]

she gave me crabs in my eye brows!  

[LunaSoulKeeper]

Anytime we would start to mess around I would get hullucinations