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 Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:17 pm
Granted, but after probing me, I become their ruler and I have them abduct you and do painful scientific experiments on you.
I wish for the next person to post to wish for a jar of pickles.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:40 pm
I wish for a jar of pickles to kill you with.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:32 pm
Granted but then the jar of pickle turn you into pickle until someone eat you...
I wish I'm allow to you real magic whenever I want...
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:03 pm
Granted, but each time you use it the person you care about the most dies.
I wish the world was more like a fantasy novel.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:47 pm
Granted but you're only a commoner when it happen
I wish my wish didn't turn wrong...
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:24 pm
granted, you forget to make a wish.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:59 am
Granted, but then the dish wishes to kill the fish and without a miss the fish is dead with a kiss.
I wish for less internal rhyming and more nocturnal whining.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:40 am
granted, but as it is morning you notice no difference and leave in disgust believing your wish fizzled.
I wish I knew who really shot JFK.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:17 am
Granted but in an odd way the one who conduct it is actually you eek ...
I wish I have a hoard of ghouls
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:21 am
Granted but now they all want to eat you
I wish for long lasting world peace
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:33 am
granted but human are no longer exist
I wish I could return to my original form
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:24 am
Granted, you revert to a zygote, but without a womb to nurture you, well...
I wish for the holy grail.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:47 am
Granted, but it's out of order.
I wish I could die.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:31 am
Lucian Takeda Granted, but it's out of order. I wish I could die. Granted, but you don't rest in peace. I wish everything was the color green.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:44 pm
granted, you can decide when you wish to use it, but now in addition to the desired effect it kills everything within 1000 feet of you when you use it.
I wish I could divide by 0.
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