The Shadow of Hyrule

[applesauce600]

Oh really? What's DNA? Is that the big balloon fish you put the hair in? That's the only thing I don't know the name of. That thing can do tests? Does it pick the worthiest male? The strongest? The most loving? Can you die during the test?  

[Princess Zelda21]

Well, are you going to tell me or not?  

[Ember Terran]

KBiT  

[Princess Zelda21]

Ember Terran

KBiT

What!? Are you serious miss Ember? eek  

[Ember Terran]

sweatdrop
Yes; yes I am  

[applesauce600]

crying crying crying crying I hate that guy, he has everything I want. WHY CAN'T I HAVE WHAT HE HAS?! Wait a minute... minute... 60 seconds... time... time stream... I could have what he has! *Takes out a device, disappears, and then reappears much lankier and in shabbier clothes than before.* Alandey time stream continuum, my plan to be less like KBiT worked. *Has obviously altered the timestream which altered him and does not know that before he wanted to be less like KBiT he was trying to be more like KBiT*  

[Ember Terran]

*Hugs Apple*  

[Princess Zelda21]

applesauce600

Oh really? What's DNA? Is that the big balloon fish you put the hair in? That's the only thing I don't know the name of. That thing can do tests? Does it pick the worthiest male? The strongest? The most loving? Can you die during the test?

*sigh* It's multiple groups of tiny cells which are connected to each other within our bodies that makes us who we are sir Apple. You still haven't answered my last question!  

[Princess Zelda21]

applesauce600

crying crying crying crying I hate that guy, he has everything I want. WHY CAN'T I HAVE WHAT HE HAS?! Wait a minute... minute... 60 seconds... time... time stream... I could have what he has! *Takes out a device, disappears, and then reappears much lankier and in shabbier clothes than before.* Alandey time stream continuum, my plan to be less like KBiT worked. *Has obviously altered the timestream which altered him and does not know that before he wanted to be less like KBiT he was trying to be more like KBiT*

*slaps sir Apple* Quit being so jealous of others and be happy with the way you are! ...Idiot!  

[applesauce600]

Ember Terran

*Hugs Apple*

*Hugs.* Good to see your princess. I hope the prince hasn't been feeding you too much chocolate again, the villagers get really mad when they don't have more than a ton a week and they're the ones who worked for it. *Might even be a different dimension apple do to all apple's having poor understanding of the timestream and greater understanding of dimensions that are further back in time or further forward. He also doesn't know much about further and farther.*  

[Ember Terran]

Has anyone, um, heard from him lately?
Jaxcam apparently told him before she told everyone else; but I haven't heard anything  

[Princess Zelda21]

Who is this "prince" guy you're talking about? I haven't even seen him at all.  

[applesauce600]

What is this question you are talking about? And how can you not know who he is but be sure you haven't seen him?  

[Ember Terran]

 

[Princess Zelda21]

applesauce600

What is this question you are talking about? And how can you not know who he is but be sure you haven't seen him?

I asked if you knew what a normal pregnancy was sir Apple.