Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Sweet_Mirage]

Fortunately, the box of cereal came to your rescue and carried you away from the the cookies and the milk.  

[Eithne_Flame]

Unfortunately the massive cookie grew bigger and owned the box of cereal.

 

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately an enormous 400 ft tall mouse came out of nowhere and ate the cookie !  

[karrie_webb]

Unfortunately, the mouse imploded into a massive 400ft time bomb and the 'Off' switch is right on top, therefore, you cannot reach it!  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Fortunately the bomb tweaked and broke.  

[Different...Very.]

Unfortunately, that bomb was your ticket beneath the crust of the Earth to reach the great Ancient treasure of the Mezopotamians that anthropologists (the excavators for antiques and fossils) would give up their first borns for, not to mention lots of money.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Fortunately, I saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.


Oh yeah.  

[Mewpher]

unfortunately the ensurance company broke  

[LaLadrona]

Fortunately, like a good neighbor, state farm was there.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Unfortunately, finding out that you switched to geico, they no longer want to help out.  

[Different...Very.]

Fortunately, 1,800 Safe Auto workers were willing and waiting to take your business.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately your call to them was sabotaged by a certain Gecko  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Unfortunately... He crushed a fake. And the real gecko is coming straight for your nose.  

[LaLadrona]

Fortunately, w don't seem to have noses.