Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

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ShinigamiXIII

lmao! Yours was better than mine!

Kairi has joined the ranks of a yaoi fangirl!

I don't really mine yaoi; I kinda like it myself... I just don't go overboard xd

Thanks mrgreen

Armor Guy: ...

Sora: Who are you... AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A KEYBLADE scream

Armor Guy: Sora... I am your FATHER!!!

Sora: ... That was so corny stare ...  

[Its the narutard124]

rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol  

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~Cloud staring at Behemoth heartless~

Behemoth heartless: GRAARWL!!!

Cloud: ... You looked a whole lot less cudly in my world...

Behemoth heartless: Grwl?  

[Jisen Meizuki]

LOL xd blaugh rofl Whole less cuddly! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL xd blaugh rofl xd blaugh rofl  

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~Sora and Riku stumble on to a diary~

Sora: Hey, Riku! Look at this!

Riku: Huh? Why does it look all girly?

Sora: It might be Kairi's. Lets unlock it...

~unlocks diary with Keyblade~

Riku: Wow! This reads like a romantic novel ninja

~sees a part about Roxas~

Sora&Riku: I wonder why Roxas is mentioned in here? *reads on* ... burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
~both of them drop the diary and run~

Axel: Oh, no! My diary! I hope no one read it redface  

[beehive130]

I. Can't. Breathe. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dairies, be glad I don't keep one.  

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I'm so glad you all think my stuff is funny blaugh

Part One Of Something Stupid!

~Sephiroth fights against himself in KH2~

Sephiroth: God damn it!!! That's the 6th time I've beaten me! Well, 7 IS a lucky number...
~gets game Sephiroth to low health~

Sephiroth: YES!!! I almost got me!

~game Sephiroth says "Your skills... are... impressive..." after being defeated~

Sephiroth: YAH HOO!!! I GOT ME!!!!! ... wait... this feals like a sour victory xp

(I think those are the words game Sephiroth says after being defated sweatdrop )  

[Lord of the waffles]

Zigbar: You notice that we have only two Females in the Oraganization?
Axel: Wait I thought that Larxene's the only one.
Zigbar: No we have two...
Xemnas: How so?
Zigbar: I swore I saw a Woman that looked like Mar (can't remember how to spell his name) .....
Axel: That WAS him...  

[Kairi Saka]

At long last, the time has come.

A day in the H K

Season 2: episode 1

Kairi: *pokes Sora while he sleeps*
Sora: *wakes up* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kairi: eek what tha......., whats wrong with you?
Sora: *looks at his hands* man, I need to stop eating my own cooking.

elsewhere

Yuffie: Hey there leon-poo
Squall: its leon, not leon-poo
Yuffie: whatever you say leon-poo
Squall: scream danm-it dont call me that!
Cloud: *walks in*.......... what are you two doing?
Yuffie: just picking on leon-poo
Cloud: leon-poo? but I though his nickname was leon the peon?
Squall: *sits in a corner* every one is always making fun of me. crying
Tifa: *walks over to Squall* awww its ok, they dont mean any harm by it so dont let it get to you ok, luigi.
Squall: gonk Its leon! *runs off crying*

to be contenued...  

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Lord of the waffles

Zigbar: You notice that we have only two Females in the Oraganization?
Axel: Wait I thought that Larxene's the only one.
Zigbar: No we have two...
Xemnas: How so?
Zigbar: I swore I saw a Woman that looked like Mar (can't remember how to spell his name) .....
Axel: That WAS him...

Actually his name is Ginta. Mar is just the name of the anime... xp

Part 2 Of something Stupid!

~Sephiroth going over his sour victory~

Cloud: ... What are you doing?

Sephiroth: I just beat myself in KH2... but I feel so demeaned now...

Cloud: Why wouldn't you be? You beat yourself with a 16 year old kid!

Sephiroth: HAY!!! You got beat by him in this game too scream

Cloud: But I'm more satisfying to beat than just frustrating cool

Sephiroth: Why's that ninja

Cloud: 1. Because I'm more popular, 2. Your so cheap when you fight, and 3. everyone wants to prove their strong by beating a star like me wink

~sparkle effect around Cloud~  

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Part 3 Of Something Stupid!

~Cloud's sparkle effect wears off~

Sephiroth: You know... what you said is just a load of bull-honky stare ...

Davis(AKA:Me): HAY!!! Bull-honky is MY word and no one elses! NOT EVER SEPHIROTH'S! scream ! scream !

~Sephiroth points his sword~

Sephiroth: What did you say kid?

~I point a Keyblade~

Davis: Well, my nickname is "pwnd_by_twlt"... Do you want to take your chances cool

Cloud: ... Smooth...  

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*sees Saix's stash of porn*
Axel: HOLY MANSEX!!!
Xemnas: yes?
Axel: *dies laughing*
Xemnas: ??? didn't you say Xemnas?
Axel: *laughing*
Saix: *walks in, sees Axel* WTF?  

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Demyx:*finds an Ipod after a rapid heartless runs off* Wazzat? *picks it up and puts in the headphones *Song starts* oF I'm a scatman oF

earlier
heartless 1: *dancing with the ipod*
heartless 2: *bicth slaps #1 and runs off with ipod*
heartless 1: *evil glow, tackles #2*
heartless 3: *picks up Ipod and wlaks off* ??? *dances*  

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Namine': *starts singing 'fly high' by Dj Alligator vrs Me & ME*
Roxas: *drool*
Namine': *doesn't realize he's there and starts dancing*
Axel: *walks in to see Namine' shakin it, and Roxas drooling into a bucket* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Roxas: *dumps drool on him*
Axel: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW KEYBLADER DROOL!!! *sqiurms*
Namine': *turns to them* How long have you been standing there?
Roxas: *looks at bucket, hides it behind his back* two seconds! *fake smile*
Axel: *stop drool and roll*
Namine': what's wrong with him?
Roxas: *watches Axel run in cricles*
Axel: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! SIIIIIIICCCCKKK!!!
*falls over*
Roxas: *sweat* no idea?  

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Huh??? *wierded out by strang humor*