Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but now Kingdom Hearts is an extremely boring game.
I wish my grandma had more dramas to keep her occupied  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but her dramas are too intense that you don't want to hear it.

Lexaeus: I wish people quit thinking that I'm dumb or stupid. I'm one of the original scientists, afterall.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but now they believe you take steroids on a daily basis.
I wish she would update her comic soon.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

((Whose comic are you referring to? sweatdrop ))

Your wish is granted, but they become so horrible, you'll quit reading it.

I wish I have a Zexion plushie.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

((...truthfully, I don't remember))
Your wish is granted but the zexion plushie is deformed and actually resembles brown goo if you look at it carefully.
I wish... um. Oh. I wish I could finish watching Alice's anime soon so I can return it to her.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but the anime is ruined once you take it out.

I wish I had the information of when is KHFM+ is coming to USA.  

[Leo30197513]

Your wish is granted, but you suffer brain damage due to the awesomeness of the info.

I wish for... three more wishes.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but now your wishes are corrupted.

I wish I don't have final next week. gonk crying gonk  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted, you have to take them in five minutes.
I wish all the knowledge I need for the finals will be magically plopped into my head.  

[Leo30197513]

Your wish is granted, but your brain deflates from all the information.

I wish I had the Fenrir Keyblade.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but Cloud will take it thinking that his buster sword.

I wish I could see Pirates on the Caribbean: World's End. gonk crying gonk crying gonk  

[Leo30197513]

Your wish is granted, but you will hate Port Royal in KH3.

I wish for Sephiroth's BIG nidaichi...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

((What's nidaichi? sweatdrop I only know that Sephiroth carries Marumusa.))

Wish granted, but it will be broken after you use it once.

I wish I have some seasalt ice cream. It sometimes hot here. sweatdrop  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted. For some reason, whenever you eat seasalt icecream you become lactose intolerant.

I wish my grandma would be toothache-less  

[XR Omega]

Your wish is granted now your gramdma has no teeth

i wish i had i million gold (on gaia)