corrupt a wish

[Kityfan2]

Granted, but you can't stop running and end up crashing through a bunch of things for the rest of your life. (Which probably won't last much longer)

I wish I was the most ticklish person on the world. lol (Random wish!)  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You eventually die from lack of oxygen when your boyfriend tickles you.

I wish I had an N.O. channel. (FLCL reference! wh007!)  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but when you turn it on a giant hand comes out of nowhere and destroys the city.
I wish I could meet Bigfoot.  

[DvnT]

granted, you now meet the person with the largest feet in the world.

i wish that this wish will come out good?!! cry  

[Supar Ingimon]

... After you say those words Satan and his sons Appear in front of the world leaders and slowly kills them all. Soon after they storm on through the world doing as they wish. 1,000 years later Satan pulls out a batch of cookies not to hard, not to soft, and made with the finest chocolate imported from Heaven, flour made of wheat grown on MT. Olympus, and served with Rum & Wine, dating back to 1876.
I wish people would forget about 9/11.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but as a side effect, everybody forgets about your birthday.

I wish I had a slice of the most delicious pie in the world.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but your taste buds are on the fritz and when you eat it, it tastes horrible.


I wish I had a time machine...I think I'd go to the 60s...  

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Sei Tsubasa

Granted, but your taste buds are on the fritz and when you eat it, it tastes horrible.


I wish I had a time machine...I think I'd go to the 60s...

Granted, but during your first day back in time you stumble into a Beatles concert and get trampled by a pack of hormonal crazed fan girls.

I wish I could communicate with animals.  

[Amaniett]

granted, but they all swear your brains out.

i wish i was an only child.  

[Supar Ingimon]

YAY, a bunch of ***** move in!
I wish I could go to "Game Over" in Texas.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but (since I have no idea who or what that is) you end up in a small town in the middle of Texas that happens to be named "Game Over."

I wish I had a hot air balloon.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but when you land, you end up in this weird place. And you get out and start walking around, and outta nowhere a house falls out of the sky on top of you. And in addition to that, some stupid little girl stole your shoes!


I wish the voices in my head would shut up.  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but now the voices in your fingers won't shut up.

I wish there was a zombie uprising that destroyed the world.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but a power outage shorts out the X-Box right in the middle of it all.

I wish my fiction characters were real-life people.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Me, too! blaugh
anyway...Granted, but they go crazy and try to destroy the world.


I wish Neverland existed.