.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted, but you screwed it up again

I wish for well... nothing!  

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but nothing happen.

I wish I saw the fireworks today.

 

[Poofta]

Granted, but the fireworks set your house on fire.



I wish for one billion dollars.

 

[I_toldyabish]

Wish Granted but you got framed for stealing it from a bank.


I wish I could be on the computer for half of the day.  

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but you'll wate your day.

I wish I could see the stars.

 

[I_toldyabish]

Granted,But one falls inside you eye.


I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.  

[Ramcee]

Granted, but your parent adopt a new kid who's twice as annoying.

I wish I could think of a wish D:<  

[I_toldyabish]

Granted,But Once you think of one,they take down the internet and all sources of technology.

I wish I could roleplay more.  

[AstridMiriam]

[cneter]Granted, but you never selected a good character.

I wish I could just give good advice not bad ones  

[Dazed Poppet]

Wish granted, but your good advice ended up putting your best friend in jail.

I wish that I could know what my friends truely think of me.  

[kittycross]

Granted: You find that your friend all think you have herpes and that your hairstyle doesn't suit the shape of your face.

I wish I had a different roommate  

[Dazed Poppet]

Granted: Your current roommate dies and your new roommate is a ditzy, Justin Bieber-obsessed chick who constantly wants to do your hair.

I wish that my mother wasn't such a b***h.  

[winown]

Granted, but your dad turns out to be twice as bitchy

I wish i could get a boyfriend  

[Dazed Poppet]

Granted: A really hot guy asks you to be his girlfriend, you date for 4 months but then, he cheats on you with your best friend.

I wish I had courage.  

[Confuzzled Cookies]

Wish granted, but then your best friend, Cookie, walks in and makes you read 100 books of yuri and makes your life miserable.

I wish my wish was granted.