Corrupt a Wish

[FF Moogle]

- The Silent Hostile -

I wish i was a millionare! ninja

you magically get a few million bucks...

but in monoply money

i wish that i got a PS3  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

it explodes in your face(cuz that's how stupid they are)

I wish I had a banana  

[scoro]

You get a bananna, but it is rotton, so you can't eat it.

I wish I had a head that could explode and survive!  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

your body explodes instead

I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener  

[soccerplum29]

u win but are shot the award cermony
i wish i could go to India  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

the plane crashes when you get there and you DIE
I wish I had a kiki  

[leizlrox]

granted, but its a special kiki that camoflauges into everything so you can never find it, feed it, or praise it. then it runs away.
i wish corn peices didnt get stuck in my teeth  

[big fatty tuna]

done, but all other foods get stuck in your teeth.

I wish I could read minds.  

[November Days]

granted but you can only read the mind of your stalker.

I wish I was famous.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but you're so famous the Paparazzi can't stop taking pictures and you go blind from the flashes!

I wish I had some water.  

[We Sleep]

Fwabooshiakowakudodo you get water but its poison so u die!

i wish my brain was bigger than my pinky to  

[big fatty tuna]

done, your pinky toe shrinks.

I wish I had lots and lots of Gaia gold WITHOUT scamming people or being scammed 8]  

[xneosanderz]

granted but hten u gto hacked after u got all the money

i wish i had chocolate  

[Everchanging Earth]

Done!! But you're allergic.

I wish I had photographic memory.  

[big fatty tuna]

done, but you're blind.

I wish I was perfect. 8]