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 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:55 am
She sided with the Rebel Alliance... 
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:58 pm
'Cause I realized he was a dude.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:25 pm
He wasn't smart enough for me...
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:39 pm
Because those hearts coming out of her head, which I thought meant she loved me, turned out to be vampiric insects... eek
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:41 pm
(haven't i heard that before?)
Hello i was drunk and he is a guy
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:33 pm
He wouldn't give me his shoes stare
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:16 pm
(lol it was in an episode of flapjack, Zero... lol)
She always waved her secondhand smoke at me using her fan... gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:18 pm
because i would get burned every time i touched his hair.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:04 pm
She saw me rollin' an started hatin.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:48 am
because i'm allergic to dragons.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:45 pm
We would not give me his cat!
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:52 pm
Her eyesight was worse than mine... She kept talking to random objects thinking they were me...
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:10 pm
Everything he touched withered and died... So I kinda figured it wasn't gonna work...
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:40 pm
We fought like cats and mice
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:55 pm
Because she would always chase me around the house, toss me in the air and try to eat me and I had to use slapstick comedy gags to escape. (i.e. she was the cat in the relationship and I was the mouse.) It was fun for a while, but it got real old real fast.
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