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 Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:57 pm
Because he brought in a dog to chase me away 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:01 pm
Because we couldn't agree on who'd clean up after the dog.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:09 pm
kept on gunning down the neighbors
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:41 am
She kept on trying to plant trees and flowers indoors, I was tired of cleaning up the mess
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:09 am
Well let's just say SOMEONE kept stealing my milk stare
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:16 am
She filled all my computer's storage with episodes of Glee, Desperate Housewives and random Disney Channel programming... deleting all my PORM! gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:20 am
He did not appreciate the little idea of sharing our interests. So when he dissed Desperate housewives I refrained myself from admitting my liking for his porn >.>
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:14 am
Never appreciated my passion for dinner.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:58 pm
he refuse to get a relaxer.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:02 pm
She'd steal my booty late at night
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:05 pm
She never gave the booty freely. xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:32 pm
She never offered me her booty 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:29 pm
Her idea of "booty grab" involved chasing me with a nail clipper.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:38 pm
He wouldn't ever take off his mask.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:21 pm
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