Battle Training Room

[Darth Daddicus]

floralsnow

Darth Daddicus

The droid decides to take its time by checking its credit score with FreeCreditReport.com, hoping to kill the girl with boredom!

floralsnow = 250
Droid = 220

The website had a virus that went into the droid's system hoping to crash it and make him malfunction

The droid whips out its buzzsaw, slashing at the girl.

floralsnow = 250
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

floralsnow

Darth Daddicus

The droid slowly reaches out its pincers toward the girl's nose plucking away at the ghastly hairs!

floralsnow = 220
Droid = 220

The girl uses her chainsaws to destroy the droid's pincers

The droid sprays paint in the girl's eyes.

floralsnow = 220
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

floralsnow

Darth Daddicus

The droid decides to pick up its pace by smashing the girl on her big toe with a hammer!

floralsnow = 190
Droid = 220

The hammer hit the droid's face instead

floralsnow: 190
Droid: 130

The droid surrounds the girl in a ring of fuel and ignites the fumes with its torch.

floralsnow = 190
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

Darth Daddicus

Felinophile

bah! tries again in the morning talk2hand

edit:
felin 170
droid 10

Encouraged by the sight of the woman's blood, the droid picks her up by the shoulders and headbutts her in the nose.

Felinophile = 90
Droid = 10

attempts to destroy this "SICK" droid stare

The droid throws shikkars at the woman in a haphazard pattern hoping to watch the blood spray from several severed arteries.

Felinophile = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

come on felin! scream *attaches drill to end of light saber*

The droid twirls around, bringing its heavy metal foot up for a roundhouse kick.

Felinophile = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

*kicks at droid with steel toed shoes*

The droid drops down and kicks at the woman's ankles.

Felinophile = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 190

She was ecstatic...she had been able to dodge every attack thrown at her..perhaps her luck had returned...perhaps this was a defective droid..just a bucket of bolts...

She raised her hand and lifted it with the Force hurling the droid at the durasteel wall behind it

The droid spins around flailing madly about with its claws hoping to make contact.

Nia Phoenix = 220
Droid = 100  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 160

She laughed almost deliriously as he crashed into the wall, leaving a large dent where he had made contact...elated she drew the Force to her fingertips, the lightning crackling as it gained strength. When she was satisfied, she hurled a huge ball of electricity at the droid

The droid stores an amount of the expelled energy and zaps the girl with its electrotorch.

Nia Phoenix = 190
Droid = 100  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 130


she watched the sparks fly as the lightning made contact and smiled readying her next attack

again she used the Force to smash him into the wall hoping to loosen some nuts and bolts

Nia 250
Droid 100

The droid uses its rivet gun to shoot nuts and bolts at the girl.

Nia Phoenix = 160
Droid = 100  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star This droid is making myself sound delicious... emotion_drool

Hit!

My Current HP: 90

Droid's HP: 170 - 80 = 90

The droid adds oregano, knowing how deathly allergic gowies are top the tasty seasoning.

gowie2 = 90
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star gaia_star Wait. eek I'm being skinned alive.... I need to get out of this pot. gonk

The droid adds just a hint of lemon to the creature's open wounds.

gowie2 = 90
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star How about you go in the pot and rust? twisted

The droid loses its patience for the creature and decides it ought to just hold it under the boiling water for a bit.

gowie2 = 10
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

starts again
Hurry up and die! it's almost the 30th!

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

The droid checks its internal calendar and realizes he must make haste with dispatching this woman. He slashes at her neck.

Purtie = 195
Droid = 250  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

tickles droids knees

The droid wonders why the woman continuously hold a feather underneath its repulsors and decides to take advantage of her position with an overhead strike.

Purtie = 195
Droid = 250  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

I need to destroy you!


Purtie = 250
droid = 250

The droid swoops behind the woman, drops down, and slashes at the back of her knees wondering if it'll tickle.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 250