Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He survived 3nodding  

[anoirtac]

She was obsessed with dolls. rolleyes  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He didn't knew these are my children ninja
If I messed up your gender I'm sorry, I can't tell with the items your wearing.  

[anoirtac]

She went crazy, she thought her dolls were her children.
She was confused about my gender.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

They didn't believe me when I said they were alive and had feelings  

[Seiji-ojisan]

Her dolls tried to murder me in the night.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Muha ha ha ... I mean Muahaha ninja
He couldn't understand my secret plans  

[Seiji-ojisan]

She didn't appreciate the cute little stick figures I colored on her confusing evil plans.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol his drawings on my plans made the plans even more confusing and cute, thus making them less deadly  

[Seiji-ojisan]

She thought my drawings should be deadlier, so I drew a cute bear... with claws... It wasn't good enough for her! crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I made him draw a cute bear eating a puppy and he couldn't do it. cool  

[Seiji-ojisan]

That's right, I couldn't. Instead, the cute bear ended up kissing the cute puppy... >>;;  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He drew cross breeds of bear and puppies, and tried to pass it off as a real animal  

[The LifeHacker]

She didn't make me feel loved. =/  

[xukshia]

She embarrased me infront of my other wives.
Oh snap!