Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Seiji-ojisan]

She was a polygamist.  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Never wanted to indulge in experimental polygamy.  

[anoirtac]

He never took off his mask.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

He is a guy! or a girl,can't tell...still he/she (it?) is nutty  

[anoirtac]

Cuz he thought i was a guy. =W=  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Well sooorr-e! YOUR AS WELL HIDDEN AS ME! only i can be easilly told if i am a guy..."
All she wanted was my dragon T.T  

[anoirtac]

There wasn't enough of "what" i wanted in this relationship.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

then" what" the hell did you wanted then?

Something told me things might have ended terrible if i stayed married to her.  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He was waaaay too high-maintenance. -.-;;  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was cheating on me with my sister, and my neighbor and my doctor and my therapist and my mechanic. crying  

[JTN]

She keeps stealing my teddy bears...
 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol He did "stuff" to his teddies and blamed me for it ninja  

[JTN]

She keeps giving the cat espresso.
 

[floating_shoppinglist]

he rather be with the purple hooker than me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She was always causing floods in the living room