Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Seiji-ojisan]

She accused me of sleeping around with five other people, when I really only slept with Dracula which doesn't really count since I was pretty anemic at the time and he's got mind control powers. crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He went to Dracula instead of me when he was in a bitting mood crying

 

[Seiji-ojisan]

She never bit hard enough... >>  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

What? What do you mean "didn't bite hard enough?"
*Bite* nomnomnom  

[Seiji-ojisan]

That's better! Hey, maybe this could work out after all. ^w^  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

If it was dead beat it was because she always kept bitting me, so i had to be in a seperate bed(or coffin in her case.) and to have a bucket of holy water on the top of the door along with a pipe to repel her everytime she tries to bite me. Yes i am stubborn...
But Since its Seiji, its because he is a guy.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he planned out everything wink
*throws in a confusing wink for fun whee *

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Uuuuuuuuh... Mind control...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was a secret furry gonk
wink

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

LIES i am a shapeshifter AND YOU KNOW ZAT! Also i was that cookie you partially ate.*points at missing arm* Anyway you can fix THIS!?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He denied being a furry when I pointed it out 3nodding
and no I will not fix it wink

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I maybe a furry NOW but i am a SHAPESHIFTER AND WHY NOT!?
Like i said before she ate my hand. And bit me while i was in pain.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He tasted the best while in pain whee
because you left me gonk

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I left you because you were cheating on a HAMSTER! THAT DOSEN'T EVEN MAKE SENCE!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I told you, you were a furry now your calling yourself a hamster eek