"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

Because of the fairies. -Fist shake-

Why are my headphones so lousy?  

[Besulalea]

Because they are actually electrical boomerangs!!

Why do flowers smell?  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

Because once you touch a perfectly good pair of headphones they burst into flames.

Why is night dark?  

[Ayuchane]

because it feels like it.

what do they call bananas bananas?  

[Ryougi Yasumaru]

Because "That god d***ed F***in yellow s***" wasn't appropriate for the children to hear.

Why is it that 0+1=1, 1-0=1, 1x0=0, but you can't divide by zero?  

[The Questionable Shieka]

because 7 8 9
(oh bad joke)

Why dont trees hug back?  

[Blackhearted_Sean]

because they hate you and your shiney shoes...

why is it that classes are so long?  

[Ryougi Yasumaru]

Because if they were short no-one could fit inside!

Why is soda so tasty?  

[Chibimaru kun]

because it has "electroLights"



Why do i waste my money?  

[Blackfire_506]

It's the only way to spend it or else it would run from you.

Where are the apples?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

In your pants , LOL xd

Why do cows moo?  

[KioKy112]

cuz they can't bark

why are apples yummy?  

[Zat In The Hat]

beacuse its made form my blood! scream

why do i have heartburn?  

[Amaya R. Sparda]

because your quote is so stupid

Why don't i want to move from my comp even though i am bored out of my mind?  

[Apple Butter Sour]

Because your butt melted to the seat.


Why are there braille dots on drive through ATM machines?