Why I Killed You

[Fabled Heartbreak]

I killed you for not having a 'stylish and snappy fashion sense'  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for being pixelized.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I accidentally killed you because I thought you were going to perform surgery on me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you so I could take over your kingdom and add it to the Empire.  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you to cause a power vacuum within your Empire that eventually splinters it into feuding factions, allowing Hyrule to reacquire its independence while your minions squabble amongst themselves without your iron fist to keep them in check  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for talking too much.  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because I misinterpreted your desire to remove my appendix in a legitimate hospital procedure for wanting to sell my organs on the black market  

[Sweet Li]

I killed you because you are cool.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for butchering a giant black cat for your costume.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for not going with the standard white doctor's uniform. TRADITION IS PRINCIPLE!  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you for your candy 4laugh  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for your attempted assassination on me. DIE REBEL SCUM!!!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHA! cookie anyone?  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for trying to giving me poisoned cookies.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for neutering my pet monkey.