Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Jisen Meizuki]

sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop ....................................  

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Yeah...

Just Plain Strange...

~Sora, Cloud, Riku, Sephy, Tifa, and Kairi are sitting on top of the Twilight Town clock tower eating Se Salt ice cream~

Sora: I'm glad we all pitched in to get these! Their great!!! *takes a big bit*

Riku: Yeah, they are great! But doesn't donald's uncle make these?

Kairi: Yes, but he's a real cheep-scate xp

Cloud: ...

Tifa: What's wrong Cloud? Don't you like ice cream confused

Sephiroth: Maybe he has brain freeze...

Cloud: SHUT UP SEPHIROTH scream I'M JUST THINKING stressed

Sephiroth: Of what? How to get into tifa's-

*SMACK*

~Sephiroth falls off the tower~

Tifa: PERVE scream scream scream

Sora: ... Remind me never to tick her off guys...  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Darth Maul : Anybody seen my lazers!? both are red i havn't seen them v_V;; come one people! have you seen them or not?! DAMMIT THOSE COST ME $50000 OFF OF EBAY TOO!!!111!11one!1

(young)Anakin : ohh.. those were yours? and you needed them?

Darth Maul : uh yeah! how else am i gonna kick scooby dooby obi wan kanobi 's a**?!

anakin : cos i sold them off the internet to some nerd for half of what you sold. better than getting money than a lemonade stand, ehh? ehh?!


in castle oblivion

xemnas : hehe guess what? i got this off the internet for like.. 20000$.. that's like... a lot of money.. but worth it...

xaldin : what are you gonna use them for?

xemnas : *playing with them and pretending to be darth maul* oh.. to kick some kid's a** once he finds out his life and friends are all screwed up >: P

mean while

cloud : *sits on a desk and looks over some mail* hmm a bill? i'd better open this up with a letter opener...
*looks through a pencil case and sees one.. but finds out it's his sword but shrunken into petite size...* what the hell?
Tifa : oh. hey cloud. i was on ebay and i had some extra money and bought some shrink ray ^^; i never suspected you to be the 'i'l open up my mail to see if i need some insurance' type heeheheh sweatdrop

and then...

Donald and goofy : *outside the castle and sleeping on the grass*
DOONNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDD GOOOOOOOOFFFEEEEEY GET HERE QUICKLY!
Donald: what the heck??
Goofy : what was that?!?1
Donald : i think it was the king! let's go!

*mickey sitting in a chair curled up with boxes of tissue*
Donald goofy: puffing and running* WHAt'S THAT MATTER? HEARTLESS? NOBODIES?! WHAT?
Mickey:... all my children's on! let's watch1 mrgreen

and then this happened
*this one was made by a lot of gifs i seem to find all over photobucket*
Sora : Hey riku!
Riku : oh hey sora. what's up?
Sora : wanna see my keyblade?
Riku :... *slowly backs away*

Sora : oh kay .. then.. i'll just go to kairi then
sora's thoughts on the way hmm... ohyea i forgot to tell riku i won a nintendo wii contest.. but he's gone by now... i'll just tell kairi the good news then..

Kairi : *walking along the beach*
Sora : hey kairi!
Kairi : oh hey sora! ... you seem excited... what's up?
Sora : well.. alot of stuff has been going on and a lot of cool things happened... long story short.. wanna see my wii?
Kairi :... *runs off* riku!?
Sora: what's wrong? don't you wanna play with my wii?  

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Keyblade Ninja

Darth Maul : Anybody seen my lazers!? both are red i havn't seen them v_V;; come one people! have you seen them or not?! DAMMIT THOSE COST ME $50000 OFF OF EBAY TOO!!!111!11one!1

(young)Anakin : ohh.. those were yours? and you needed them?

Darth Maul : uh yeah! how else am i gonna kick scooby dooby obi wan kanobi 's a**?!

anakin : cos i sold them off the internet to some nerd for half of what you sold. better than getting money than a lemonade stand, ehh? ehh?!


in castle oblivion

xemnas : hehe guess what? i got this off the internet for like.. 20000$.. that's like... a lot of money.. but worth it...

xaldin : what are you gonna use them for?

xemnas : *playing with them and pretending to be darth maul* oh.. to kick some kid's a** once he finds out his life and friends are all screwed up >: P

mean while

cloud : *sits on a desk and looks over some mail* hmm a bill? i'd better open this up with a letter opener...
*looks through a pencil case and sees one.. but finds out it's his sword but shrunken into petite size...* what the hell?
Tifa : oh. hey cloud. i was on ebay and i had some extra money and bought some shrink ray ^^; i never suspected you to be the 'i'l open up my mail to see if i need some insurance' type heeheheh sweatdrop

and then...

Donald and goofy : *outside the castle and sleeping on the grass*
DOONNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDD GOOOOOOOOFFFEEEEEY GET HERE QUICKLY!
Donald: what the heck??
Goofy : what was that?!?1
Donald : i think it was the king! let's go!

*mickey sitting in a chair curled up with boxes of tissue*
Donald goofy: puffing and running* WHAt'S THAT MATTER? HEARTLESS? NOBODIES?! WHAT?
Mickey:... all my children's on! let's watch1 mrgreen

and then this happened
*this one was made by a lot of gifs i seem to find all over photobucket*
Sora : Hey riku!
Riku : oh hey sora. what's up?
Sora : wanna see my keyblade?
Riku :... *slowly backs away*

Sora : oh kay .. then.. i'll just go to kairi then
sora's thoughts on the way hmm... ohyea i forgot to tell riku i won a nintendo wii contest.. but he's gone by now... i'll just tell kairi the good news then..

Kairi : *walking along the beach*
Sora : hey kairi!
Kairi : oh hey sora! ... you seem excited... what's up?
Sora : well.. alot of stuff has been going on and a lot of cool things happened... long story short.. wanna see my wii?
Kairi :... *runs off* riku!?
Sora: what's wrong? don't you wanna play with my wii?

I kind of expected Xemy got those off Ebay... +, isn't wordplay fun 4laugh ?  

[beehive130]

this is my fanfic-slight alterations-
Axel: *is messing around in our world*
me: oh! try this *types on a computer*
Axel: ?? huh!? HI SORA!!!
- (Sora is on the islands)
Sora: OMG THE SKY IS TALKING TO ME!!!!!! *arms*
- (Axel and me are on earth wacthing this from a computer)
me: he can hear you
Sora: Who's there!?
Axel: GOD!!!
Sora: !!! *worships*
me: *laughing*
Kairi: *walks up to worshiping sora* what are you doing?
Axel: talking to god
Kairi: God sounds familiar.....
me: shut up. *laughs*
Kairi: who's there with you God?
me: yo mom.
Kairi: MY MOM'S DEAD!?!?!?!?!?!!!
me: no. I just like screwing with you.
Axel: where's riku?
Sora: RIKU!!! GOD WANTS YOU!!!
Riku: WHAT?!
Axel: HEY SON!!
Riku: I'm jesus!? NOOOOOOO!!!!! MMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!
*riku runs screaming*
Axel & me: *die laughing*
Kairi and sora: *sweat*
~
it's hard to explain but basically the world of DC (daylight city/ KH) is crossed with RL (Real life/ earth). I acciedntaly did this by loading one of DiZ's CDs in my pc and later on aI take Axel, Demyx, Xemnas, Roxas, Lexa, and Xymed (don't ask) to earth for a week. Axel has my powers now (digitech) and is learning how to use teh PC when this happens.  

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Another "Just Plan Strange..." Moment!

~Me fighting Xaldin in KH2~

Davis(A.K.A Me): *just pwned Xaldin* HA! In your face, "supposedly" hardest organization member!

Xaldin: What did you just say stressed

Davis: Oh, hey Xaldin... I was just pwning you so bad in KH2.

Xaldin: GRRR!!! WHY YOU WHELP scream

~Sephiroth blocks the spears~

Xaldin: Sephy??? WHY DID YOU DO THAT scream

Sephiroth: We had a bet that he couldn't beet me in KH1 and 2 in under 3 minutes for both... he won...

Davis: Hey, slave, get me more Pop Tarts.

Sephiroth: Right away... master stressed

Xaldin: ... *speechless*  

[The_Violet_Insurrection]

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Lord of the waffles

Zigbar: You notice that we have only two Females in the Oraganization?
Axel: Wait I thought that Larxene's the only one.
Zigbar: No we have two...
Xemnas: How so?
Zigbar: I swore I saw a Woman that looked like Mar (can't remember how to spell his name) .....
Axel: That WAS him...

Actually his name is Ginta. Mar is just the name of the anime... xp

Actually, i think lord_of_the_waffles was talking about Marluxia, but couldn't remember her - imean his - name.

But don't mind me. I'm just killing time while my iPod charges...  

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Cloud Starkiller

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Lord of the waffles

Zigbar: You notice that we have only two Females in the Oraganization?
Axel: Wait I thought that Larxene's the only one.
Zigbar: No we have two...
Xemnas: How so?
Zigbar: I swore I saw a Woman that looked like Mar (can't remember how to spell his name) .....
Axel: That WAS him...

Actually his name is Ginta. Mar is just the name of the anime... xp

Actually, i think lord_of_the_waffles was talking about Marluxia, but couldn't remember her - imean his - name.

But don't mind me. I'm just killing time while my iPod charges...

Ohhhh... When I saw Mar, I was thinking of the anime Mar xp  

[Alixraen]

Xemnas: Zexion, what do I smell like?
Zexion: Well...
Xigbar: And me!
Xaldin: I as well.
Zexion: Alright, alright. Xemnas, you smell like hair gel and sun tan lotion, Xigbar smells like rum and mouthwash, and Xaldin smells like blood and fresh air.
Everyone else: ....
Zexion: Vexen smells like the elderly and burning plastic, Lexaeus like dirt and bad breath, and Saix like pine-sol and and herbal essence...
Everyone else: (they just stand there)
Zexion: Axel smells like smoke and Roxas, Demyx smells like butterscotch and strawberries, Luxord like cigars and money, Marluxia like homo and flowers, obviously, Larxene like hairspray and blood yes, again, and Roxas smells like Sora and teen spirit.
Axel: I smell like Roxas? I was trying to cover that up....  

[Sergeant CJ]

Kairi: sora its your baby

Sora: WHAT???

RIku: WTH Sora have you been cheating on me?  

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The Strangeness Continues!

~Cloud sees Sephy running with some Pop Tarts~

Cloud: Sephiroth! What are you doing?!?

Sephiroth: ... I'm getting Pop Tarts for someone stressed

Daivs(A.K.A Me): Hey, slave! Where are my Pop Tarts!?!

Sephiroth: ... *twitch* ... *twitch* *twitch*

Cloud: What happened???

Sephiroth: *twitch* I *twitch* lost *twitch* a bet... *twitch* *twitch*

Cloud: ... HA! HA! rofl blaugh rofl blaugh rofl lol razz mrgreen blaugh mrgreen rofl lol mrgreen blaugh rofl mrgreen  

[x-DrFinitevus-x]

Org.XIII All playing Halo2, systemlink All-for-one Slayer. One life, starting weapn SMG. Shields: no. Starting grnades on.

One-Eyed Joe was sniped by GOD
...
DrEaD LoCkS was stuck by GOD
...
V-Man was beatdown by GOD
...
Lex was killed by GOD
...
Emo-Z was Sniped by GOD (GOD: killing spree)
...
Bloody Face was stuck by GOD
...
FoOlIsH DoOd was sniped by GOD
...
Card Playa was killed by GOD
...
Phlower Power was sniped by GOD
...
Hot Chick was stuck by GOD (GOD: Running riot!)
...
Key Blader was killed by GOD
...
Number One was stuck by GOD

Xemnas: "Grrr! Axel, I'll kick your a**!!!"  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Alixraen

Xemnas: Zexion, what do I smell like?
Zexion: Well...
Xigbar: And me!
Xaldin: I as well.
Zexion: Alright, alright. Xemnas, you smell like hair gel and sun tan lotion, Xigbar smells like rum and mouthwash, and Xaldin smells like blood and fresh air.
Everyone else: ....
Zexion: Vexen smells like the elderly and burning plastic, Lexaeus like dirt and bad breath, and Saix like pine-sol and and herbal essence...
Everyone else: (they just stand there)
Zexion: Axel smells like smoke and Roxas, Demyx smells like butterscotch and strawberries, Luxord like cigars and money, Marluxia like homo and flowers, obviously, Larxene like hairspray and blood yes, again, and Roxas smells like Sora and teen spirit.
Axel: I smell like Roxas? I was trying to cover that up....

Whoa, that somehow sounds similar to my "What's My Smell?" parody. eek  

[Alixraen]

Jisen Meizuki

Alixraen

Xemnas: Zexion, what do I smell like?
Zexion: Well...
Xigbar: And me!
Xaldin: I as well.
Zexion: Alright, alright. Xemnas, you smell like hair gel and sun tan lotion, Xigbar smells like rum and mouthwash, and Xaldin smells like blood and fresh air.
Everyone else: ....
Zexion: Vexen smells like the elderly and burning plastic, Lexaeus like dirt and bad breath, and Saix like pine-sol and and herbal essence...
Everyone else: (they just stand there)
Zexion: Axel smells like smoke and Roxas, Demyx smells like butterscotch and strawberries, Luxord like cigars and money, Marluxia like homo and flowers, obviously, Larxene like hairspray and blood yes, again, and Roxas smells like Sora and teen spirit.
Axel: I smell like Roxas? I was trying to cover that up....

Whoa, that somehow sounds similar to my "What's My Smell?" parody. eek

hm. i've never heard of it.  

[Keyblade Ninja]

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Keyblade Ninja

Darth Maul : Anybody seen my lazers!? both are red i havn't seen them v_V;; come one people! have you seen them or not?! DAMMIT THOSE COST ME $50000 OFF OF EBAY TOO!!!111!11one!1

(young)Anakin : ohh.. those were yours? and you needed them?

Darth Maul : uh yeah! how else am i gonna kick scooby dooby obi wan kanobi 's a**?!

anakin : cos i sold them off the internet to some nerd for half of what you sold. better than getting money than a lemonade stand, ehh? ehh?!


in castle oblivion

xemnas : hehe guess what? i got this off the internet for like.. 20000$.. that's like... a lot of money.. but worth it...

xaldin : what are you gonna use them for?

xemnas : *playing with them and pretending to be darth maul* oh.. to kick some kid's a** once he finds out his life and friends are all screwed up >: P

mean while

cloud : *sits on a desk and looks over some mail* hmm a bill? i'd better open this up with a letter opener...
*looks through a pencil case and sees one.. but finds out it's his sword but shrunken into petite size...* what the hell?
Tifa : oh. hey cloud. i was on ebay and i had some extra money and bought some shrink ray ^^; i never suspected you to be the 'i'l open up my mail to see if i need some insurance' type heeheheh sweatdrop

and then...

Donald and goofy : *outside the castle and sleeping on the grass*
DOONNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLDDDDD GOOOOOOOOFFFEEEEEY GET HERE QUICKLY!
Donald: what the heck??
Goofy : what was that?!?1
Donald : i think it was the king! let's go!

*mickey sitting in a chair curled up with boxes of tissue*
Donald goofy: puffing and running* WHAt'S THAT MATTER? HEARTLESS? NOBODIES?! WHAT?
Mickey:... all my children's on! let's watch1 mrgreen

and then this happened
*this one was made by a lot of gifs i seem to find all over photobucket*
Sora : Hey riku!
Riku : oh hey sora. what's up?
Sora : wanna see my keyblade?
Riku :... *slowly backs away*

Sora : oh kay .. then.. i'll just go to kairi then
sora's thoughts on the way hmm... ohyea i forgot to tell riku i won a nintendo wii contest.. but he's gone by now... i'll just tell kairi the good news then..

Kairi : *walking along the beach*
Sora : hey kairi!
Kairi : oh hey sora! ... you seem excited... what's up?
Sora : well.. alot of stuff has been going on and a lot of cool things happened... long story short.. wanna see my wii?
Kairi :... *runs off* riku!?
Sora: what's wrong? don't you wanna play with my wii?

I kind of expected Xemy got those off Ebay... +, isn't wordplay fun 4laugh ?

makes my world go 'round mrgreen .. uhh i wanna get off the world now....
oyea that wii joke was inspired by my friend at school O: