ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Rose Apple]

Your hair is black because the magical hair fairies randomly generated your hair color.

Why are lawn gnomes considered decorations?  

[Stinky Tampons]

becuase I met President Lincoln..

Where are my shoes?  

[Saruhno]

Up a jerks butt. *shifty eyes* I don't know how it got there.

Why am I on the computer even though I know I shouldn't be cause I could get busted if I was on the computer, but I am even thought I shouldn't be on?  

[pleasantashes]

because the god of internet demanded you to

what is the sky made of?  

[-x x kyoxtohru x x-]

It's the way you make me laugh...

Horses and ponies and straws and lead pipes.

Why did the quack go moo?

...when I don't even want to smile.

 

[--Amada15--]

IF two goat is walking down a sushi road, will one cow = fourteen goat?

what the hell did i just say xp  

[Saruhno]

What you just said. xp

Why are my arms sore?  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

You've been wrestling with someone else over the last dress at JC Penny.

If you get whacked in the gay mafia, is that a good thing or a bad thing?  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

mynameisfae

how come i play gaia?

Cuz Myspace frowns upon RPing.
What do street gangs and President Bush have in common?  

[Riceycake]

What do street gangs and President Bush have in common?

Bush likes to play duck duck goose with street gangs :]

Why should we do homework?  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Riceycake

What do street gangs and President Bush have in common?

Bush likes to play duck duck goose with street gangs :]

Why should we do homework?

Cuz the monkeys will eat your soul if you don't.
What happens when you try to return a Total Gym?  

[Saruhno]

I don't know. Something. domokun

Why is there a "A" button on the keyboard?  

[Siilentx]

because you'll need it just in case you get to cheat a grade onto your grades
;P

why do you have to shoot and score in a basketball game?  

[pleasantashes]

cuz the idiot you shot was worth 10 points.

what can make a hippopotamus smile?  

[Saruhno]

The number 194376780543444545743. Yes, its true.

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