Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Intuet]

The dressup in demonic costumes got to be too much.  

[Deathfrost]

She was constantly bleeding all over everything...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He kept goin' off to war and leaving me all alone. cry  

[brass_monkey360]

Because i could not pronounce his name.  

[Deathfrost]

Because she kept running at me as if to try to ram me every time I walked through the door... gonk  

[Hachimitsu bea]

he always hid his face  

[C_Coda]

She has a huge dog.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

she was a ninja ninja  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She never stoped hugging me the second i relax  

[Hachimitsu bea]

he rejected my hugs T^T  

[JTN]

She never seasoned the porkchops enough... with EVIL! twisted  

[Hachimitsu bea]

too many high expetations C :  

[JTN]

She kept saying my mom was always right...

*grinds teeth 'til sparks fly*  

[Hachimitsu bea]

never finished any puzzles he had already started : |  

[JTN]

She never alphabetizes the sock drawer according to colour.