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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:25 am
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{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}
MARSHIE: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie"! I'm going this way!
{As he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}
MARSHIE: Why eat some other stuff,—
{Different types of food appear on the chalkboard: a ham, a pineapple, a cupcake, a piece of cherry pie, a hot dog, and a martini.}
MARSHIE: —when you can eat—
{Fluffy Puff Marshmallows replace the food items.}
MARSHIE: FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS? {Logo appears.}
{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}
MARSHIE: Breakfast,—
{The marshmallows get covered in syrup topped with a pat of butter. A glass of juice appears next to the plate}
MARSHIE: —lunch,—
{the syrup vanishes and a salt shaker (labeled "7") and pepper shaker (labeled "3") are next to the marshmallows, which now have 3 tomato slices on them}
MARSHIE: —munch,—
{Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them}
MARSHIE: —and pinner!
{Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to them. Screen cuts to a pocket.}
MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pockets for—
{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}
MARSHIE: —secret eating!!!
{Cut to pillow.}
MARSHIE: Hide some underneath your pillow for sleepy times!
{The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.}
MARSHIE: Dont'cha like me?
{Scene cuts to The Sad Kids.}
MARSHIE: Kids ask for it by name!
THE SAD BOY: What?
THE SAD GIRL: Huh?
{Penny whistle sounds and Fluffy Puff Marshmallow logo falls down and crushes Sad Kids.}
MARSHIE: 'Sright kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise. {Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.
{Screen cuts to Homestar Runner watching the commercial on TV.}
MARSHIE: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
BACKGROUND SINGERS: {slightly out of time with Marshie} They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hate that freakin' marshmallow.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:31 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:04 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:31 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:44 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:19 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:24 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:28 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:54 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:56 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:57 am
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