"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Precious Munchkins]

Oh god no! I told you they wouldn't be able to handle your awesomeness!

I'm calling from jail because I didn't know policemen were so picky about sharing their donuts... D':

 

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you not everyone likes to eat off each others plates. Or out of each others boxes as this case may be. . . o.O

I'm calling from jail because I didn't put the left foot in. . .

 

[Ajax [The Holy Fire]]

♣ "I told you you should have kept your clothes off! Shake what your momma' gave ya'!" ♣

"Im calling from jail because I put something in the toaster..."

 

[ancantsia]

I told you a million times to stop putting innapropriate things into the toaster lol

I'm calling from jail because I let my tiger run loose in the middle of the city

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~

 

[Daypaw]

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What have we told you about not playing fetch with the children?

I'm calling from jail because I flooded a Home Depot.

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[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you they didn't have public restrooms.

I'm calling from jail because I thought it was a different country's day.  

[Daypaw]

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I'm calling from jail because I went cow tipping.

In a tank.

;X

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[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you to stick with pushing doors down!

I'm calling from jail because I paid my parking ticket in pennies.  

[Daypaw]

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Calling from jail because I tripped over a turtle. Then stole it.

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[Glass of Orange Juice]

—And you're clothes are worn out from dust;

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✂ I told you! No more turtle soup.

I'm calling from jail because the I took the knife from the kitchen drawer and proceeded to stuff it in my mouth. Covered in nutella. ✂

from just laying there—

 

[Daypaw]

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What have I told you about playing with pointy things?

I'm calling from jail because I broke into the jail and decided to stay.

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[forthesakeofmytoast]

I told you breaking in was a crime!

I'm calling from jail because I cant help eating a whole bottle of nutella when I see one- even through my neighbor's window O.o I heart nutella 4laugh  

[vaginal clam]

I told you to wait until they were out of the house to steal there nutella!

Im calling from jail because i bought a fake ID and went to a bar and got totally waisted, and then started flashing people through windows.