Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[[PC] Chaos]

pwnd_by_twlt

Another "Just Plan Strange..." Moment!

~Me fighting Xaldin in KH2~

Davis(A.K.A Me): *just pwned Xaldin* HA! In your face, "supposedly" hardest organization member!

Xaldin: What did you just say stressed

Davis: Oh, hey Xaldin... I was just pwning you so bad in KH2.

Xaldin: GRRR!!! WHY YOU WHELP scream

~Sephiroth blocks the spears~

Xaldin: Sephy??? WHY DID YOU DO THAT scream

Sephiroth: We had a bet that he couldn't beet me in KH1 and 2 in under 3 minutes for both... he won...

Davis: Hey, slave, get me more Pop Tarts.

Sephiroth: Right away... master stressed

Xaldin: ... *speechless*

bull s**t you didnt bet sephy in under 3 minutes in kh1

i had lvl 100 with highest stats possible without cheating and i takes 4.5-5 minutes unless you cheated you didnt beat him in under 3

but to contribute to the topic:

sora hears heartless and runs into traverse town

heart and nobodies are dancing and they sing:

"Lets do the time warp agaiiin"  

[Urumi Kanzaki 826]

Keyblade Ninja

more random

Sora: i'm brunette and you're blonde
Roxas: yes, is that a problem?
Sora: no.. it's just that... i was expecting a different hair color from you.. .like maybe red or something. i mean... kairi's nobody is blonde.. and she's a red head. do all nobodies who are about 15 years old have blonde hair?
Roxas: well.. i'm not sure but i suspect that --
Sora: holy ****! i'm talking to roxas!



things that all kingdom hearts characters would say... along with some final fantasy characters
Sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD!
Riku: i'm not a blind idiot
Kairi: i'm not a wh0r3!
Roxas: i'm not axel's nor riku's NOR DIFFINITELY sora's or anybody else's UKE!
Namine: i'm not a slut!
Axel: i'm not gay
Saix: i'm not an elf
Cloud: i'm not emo.. i'm just misunderstood
Tifa: i'm not on steroids!
Xemnas: i'm not a ganguro.. even if i look like one..
Demyx: i'm not a hill billy... does it look like i watch KING OF THE HILL???
Luxord: i'm not an addict!
Larxene: i'm not a ninja.. or am i
marluxia: i'm not a flower goddess.. in fact.. i'm not even a GIRL!
Xaldin: i'm not a air bender!
Xigbar: i'm not a pirate!
Zexion: i'm not cloud's mysterious unknown emo brother!... i'm his mysterious emo cousin

I made these all by myself! mrgreen

Mysterious emo cousin! LOL! xd rofl xd rofl xd  

[Urumi Kanzaki 826]

[PC] Chaos

pwnd_by_twlt

Another "Just Plan Strange..." Moment!

~Me fighting Xaldin in KH2~

Davis(A.K.A Me): *just pwned Xaldin* HA! In your face, "supposedly" hardest organization member!

Xaldin: What did you just say stressed

Davis: Oh, hey Xaldin... I was just pwning you so bad in KH2.

Xaldin: GRRR!!! WHY YOU WHELP scream

~Sephiroth blocks the spears~

Xaldin: Sephy??? WHY DID YOU DO THAT scream

Sephiroth: We had a bet that he couldn't beet me in KH1 and 2 in under 3 minutes for both... he won...

Davis: Hey, slave, get me more Pop Tarts.

Sephiroth: Right away... master stressed

Xaldin: ... *speechless*

bull s**t you didnt bet sephy in under 3 minutes in kh1

i had lvl 100 with highest stats possible without cheating and i takes 4.5-5 minutes unless you cheated you didnt beat him in under 3

but to contribute to the topic:

sora hears heartless and runs into traverse town

heart and nobodies are dancing and they sing:

"Lets do the time warp agaiiin"

Poptarts? LOL!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Alixraen

Jisen Meizuki

Whoa, that somehow sounds similar to my "What's My Smell?" parody. eek

hm. i've never heard of it.

It's in the second post of this thread. sweatdrop  

[beehive130]

Yaoi Kazowy

Keyblade Ninja

more random

Sora: i'm brunette and you're blonde
Roxas: yes, is that a problem?
Sora: no.. it's just that... i was expecting a different hair color from you.. .like maybe red or something. i mean... kairi's nobody is blonde.. and she's a red head. do all nobodies who are about 15 years old have blonde hair?
Roxas: well.. i'm not sure but i suspect that --
Sora: holy ****! i'm talking to roxas!



things that all kingdom hearts characters would say... along with some final fantasy characters
Sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD!
Riku: i'm not a blind idiot
Kairi: i'm not a wh0r3!
Roxas: i'm not axel's nor riku's NOR DIFFINITELY sora's or anybody else's UKE!
Namine: i'm not a slut!
Axel: i'm not gay
Saix: i'm not an elf
Cloud: i'm not emo.. i'm just misunderstood
Tifa: i'm not on steroids!
Xemnas: i'm not a ganguro.. even if i look like one..
Demyx: i'm not a hill billy... does it look like i watch KING OF THE HILL???
Luxord: i'm not an addict!
Larxene: i'm not a ninja.. or am i
marluxia: i'm not a flower goddess.. in fact.. i'm not even a GIRL!
Xaldin: i'm not a air bender!
Xigbar: i'm not a pirate!
Zexion: i'm not cloud's mysterious unknown emo brother!... i'm his mysterious emo cousin

I made these all by myself! mrgreen

Mysterious emo cousin! LOL! xd rofl xd rofl xd

me: yes. yes your are. All of you. (except axel)
Axel: whoot!
others: *hang heads in shame*
Roxas: (0we're sad becasue we know its true.)  

[Alixraen]

Jisen Meizuki

Alixraen

Jisen Meizuki

Whoa, that somehow sounds similar to my "What's My Smell?" parody. eek

hm. i've never heard of it.

It's in the second post of this thread. sweatdrop

rofl ah, i see.  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Axel53

Org.XIII All playing Halo2, systemlink All-for-one Slayer. One life, starting weapn SMG. Shields: no. Starting grnades on.

One-Eyed Joe was sniped by GOD
...
DrEaD LoCkS was stuck by GOD
...
V-Man was beatdown by GOD
...
Lex was killed by GOD
...
Emo-Z was Sniped by GOD (GOD: killing spree)
...
Bloody Face was stuck by GOD
...
FoOlIsH DoOd was sniped by GOD
...
Card Playa was killed by GOD
...
Phlower Power was sniped by GOD
...
Hot Chick was stuck by GOD (GOD: Running riot!)
...
Key Blader was killed by GOD
...
Number One was stuck by GOD

Xemnas: "Grrr! Axel, I'll kick your a**!!!"

Combining KH with Halo... NICE mrgreen  

[beehive130]

pwnd_by_twlt

Axel53

Org.XIII All playing Halo2, systemlink All-for-one Slayer. One life, starting weapn SMG. Shields: no. Starting grnades on.

One-Eyed Joe was sniped by GOD
...
DrEaD LoCkS was stuck by GOD
...
V-Man was beatdown by GOD
...
Lex was killed by GOD
...
Emo-Z was Sniped by GOD (GOD: killing spree)
...
Bloody Face was stuck by GOD
...
FoOlIsH DoOd was sniped by GOD
...
Card Playa was killed by GOD
...
Phlower Power was sniped by GOD
...
Hot Chick was stuck by GOD (GOD: Running riot!)
...
Key Blader was killed by GOD
...
Number One was stuck by GOD

Xemnas: "Grrr! Axel, I'll kick your a**!!!"

Combining KH with Halo... NICE mrgreen

Go axel!  

[NT 3526]

Kairi: Oh no Sora! Riku's got a hold of some more chocolate!

Riku: CHOCOLATE!!! HA HA HA HA!!! (foaming at the mouth shoveling brownies in his mouth)

Sora: Crap, not again...(takes off massive boot) Fly true, O' loyal shoe! (chucks it at Riku but misses)

Riku: Ha ha! Missed me, missed me, now you gotta-Wait a min-(is clucked upside the head with second shoe)

rofl mrgreen rofl  

[Kurine]

I swear that Cloud Link should be Link's actual bro or something.. they look too alike! Wish they'd make a movie of it. xd  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

... It's only an altered pic xp

Stranger Still...

lil shadow: Papa... why do we hide in the shadows? Is it because of our names???

Papa shadow: No, my son... It is because we cannot stay in the light...

lil shadow: ... but why??? *big anime eyes effect*

Papa shadow: Well, it is because of-

Sora: HA!!! FOUND YOU, YOU DIRTY HEARTLESS!!!!!

Papa heartless: RUN MY SON!!! THE KILLER RACIST IS HERE!!!  

[beehive130]

Xemnas: Look-kin good Saix.....
Saix confused ???? eek  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

beehive130

Xemnas: Look-kin good Saix.....
Saix confused ???? eek

... weak xp

Why Does The Strangeness Continue?

Sora: Kairi, Riku!!!

Kairi&Riku: What?

Sora: I think I saw a new kind of heartless!

Kairi: REALLY?!? What did it look like?

Sora: It looked like me, but the Keyblade had no affect, and it chased me no matter how much I ran away! It was like it was attached to me...

Riku: ... Look behind you...

Sora: What are you tr- AHHHH!!! THERE IT IS!!!

Riku: That's called a shadow stare ...

Sora: Huh?!? I've never seen a shadow that looked like me...

Riku: ... IT'S YOUR OWN SHADOW DUMB-a** scream  

[beehive130]

(they'd never say unless you make them in an AMV..... I have no concerns....)
I'd LOVE to see Axel say ******** on toast..... I say that alot.
or any member say that was a matter of fact.....
I'd die laughing.  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

beehive130

(they'd never say unless you make them in an AMV..... I have no concerns....)
I'd LOVE to see Axel say ******** on toast..... I say that alot.
or any member say that was a matter of fact.....
I'd die laughing.

I'd like to hear that too... maybe you can get someone to make a youtube featuring that?