Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but you can't control them.
I wish that my knuffels would feed themselves.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but it feeds itself poisonous chemicals and dies. I wish Xaldin would marry me!  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but he commits suicide two days later. I wish for HP to come out.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but YOU commit suicide before you even read it. I wish Xaldin would let me play with his hair.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

(aww... feel the love!) Your wish is granted but Xaldin's hair turns into a snake after you play with it attempts to eat you. (Why, yes I'm out of ideas -.-() ) I wish for... the ability to summon books.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but they only books you can summon are in a different language that you can't understand. I wish I had Xaldin's cloak. (Why yes, I am a Xaldin fangirl. I can't help it, he's just so HAWT!)
 

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but the cloak is in tatters. I wish that the thread I visited did not spoil me on HP7.  

[Xaras Cullen]

(Still reading so don't spoil it for me!)
I wish Xaldin would come over to my house!  

[Immortalcrystal95]

(haha, I won't) Your wish is granted. He appears and somehow miraculously destroys your house in one second and leaves. I wish... someone would give me a meowclops on neopets? I dunno...  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but it has AIDS and dies. I wish Xaldin would give me a hug.  

[Nanxaimer]

Granted, but he crushes your organs with his immense strength.

I wish Sora was less of a dork.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but they make him so badass that they have to cancel the series because all the other game companies are jealous. I wish Xaldin was real and went to my school.  

[Alixraen]

Wish granted but he spontaneously combusts for no apparent reason during seventh period math.
I wish Xaras would stop making wishes about Xaldin  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but now I make wishes about Luxord. I wish Luxord would play poker with me (not strip poker you nasty minded fools who won't let me wish about Xaldin anymore)  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but Luxord cheats so you lose all your money and your home. I wish dust would magically avoid Chip.