Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

because your phone wants to spite you

why does my head hurt even if i slept for eight hours...?  

[alcoholandbandages]

It's the pirate . He sneaked into your room and did something, honest!

Why am I on gaia when I have a project due tommorow?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because procrastination rocks

why do i have to take my psych final??????????????  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because your teacher dislikes joo. :B

Why is my dog sleeping on mah arm?! D:  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

Because it didn't get the message to come up here!

Why do I have to go to one of my prof. offices between 2 and 3?  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

because s/he's wants to use your brain as a test subject...

why do girls have to wear heels to a formal dance? (they are torture i tell ya...)  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because being beautiful is a pain

why am i still up?  

[Viese Servatika]

because you can't sleep

what is the meaning of life?  

[Roland_Jamison]

There is none.

why are there so many stupid people?  

[QueenAngel242]

Because they don't study hard.


Why do people say the saying ''When theres a will theres a way?''  

[Milk the Strange]

They say it so you you know that you can accomplish your desires if you are willing to take the steps to do it. (Wait... that wasn't a stupid answer.)

What's over the rainbow?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

Oz

will i have a car to take to work tomorrow?  

[Viese Servatika]

No. YOU CAN FLY!! whee!!!

Why must I always be surrounded by idiots?  

[The_Boone]

So you can soak up their intelligence via osmosis.

Why can't I fill my belly button with caulk?