corrupt a wish

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you get caught in the backblast during a particularly messy incident where you killed your school principal.

I wish I could breakdance.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but some "Gangstas" got jealous (again) and killed you, as well as robbed you for ya's two bucks.
I wish I have quality Glow Sticks.  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but they are poisonous by the touch and then you were poisoned.. I wish I could see my boyfriend now.. crying  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but he's on his deathbed.

I wish I could make anything I think of real.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but you think of Godzilla and now the whole world is in peril!


I wish I wasn't so lazy.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but now you have no legs.
I wish I had the Marauder's Map.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but J.K. Rowling found out and got angry that you had it instead of her and she sent her thugs to beat you up and steal the map.


I wish I had clones of myself.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted but they're retarded, annoying, downright lazy, and can't die.
I wish I could have some KFC.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, you are handed a plate of Kittens Freshly Chopped.


I wish I had telepathy.  

[DvnT]

wish granted, but you hear that everyone hates you and you get depressed and finaly commit sui'y'...-.- gosh you overreacted..  

[Bokken_Sword]

Ummmm was there even a wish in there?

I wish the person below me would receive several 'Boots to the Head'  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but they were very small and made of cloth. Sorry.

I wish that my mother would be permanently free of aches and pains.  

[Supar Ingimon]

YAY! Now she hurts and have many discomforts, you asked.
I wish I could have more peanuts.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted. Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus and Woodstock move into your house. UGGGG!!!!


I wish I was a merman.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but while you're swimming in the ocean, you are caught in a trawl and discovered by a group of fishermen and put in a freak show where you don't get anything decent to eat and have to spend your time next to an insanely large woman.

I wish I had alchemic powers.