Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Shy_Meganekko]

She had a thing for guys invading each others VITAL REGIONS! xd  

[Ayame-Yuura]

apparently, I did too! >__>  

[JTN]

She cannot accept the fact that I am the new Santa Claus. I was voted into office fair and square... by the 100,000,000 maniacs living in my skull. 3nodding  

[Ayame-Yuura]

What more do I need to say? You heard him! He's the new Santa. I had the irresistible urge to gun down my "husband". There's no way in hell I'll be "Mrs. Claus"!  

[JTN]

For some unknown reason she did not like the "Mrs. Claus" monogrammed bath set I got for her.

*grabs extinguisher to put out the fires*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

^ Was completely insensitive about my feelings on "Holiday Joy"
*pulls out an armalite*  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She was cheating on me with a guy who wanted to be Santa.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

...Idk...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He loved his weapons more than me!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

She was really creepy. And she stalked me when I was at work. Then me made me chant that I wonn't look at any other women. I was so scaried! crying  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

...Say's the girl who is a lycan... She wanted to eat one my friends... and usually used me as a chew toy when i want to just relax...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He has nothing to say to me! I refuse to sit through another awkward dinner.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(funny. you actually guessed one of the traits of me... Yes i am really quiet...)
She wanted me to be NICE...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

We were both too negative and quiet to actually strike up a conversation. stare  

[Hachimitsu bea]

She didnt like my art!