Why did you divorce the person above you?

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

She was a narcissist!  

[Why_are_we_waiting]

I dont like dogs ^^'

 

[JTN]

She kicks in her sleep.

*adjusts helmet and pajamas*  

[Shy_Meganekko]

His marshmallow stole my marshmallow's first kiss scream  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Ugh... Christmas...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

^ Exhibiting my same sheer disgust for Christmas. Yeah~! Opposites attract, they say... then we probably repel. stare  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She thought that stabbing people with her sword at night is funny. It wasn't for me since I have to take care of all the medical bills.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She blame's me every time she see's me near a corpse, just because im an Elite Assassin dosen't mean there ALL my kills...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

I always find him next to a corpse. Chances were high that I will become one if I stay next to him any longer.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Ok i maybe an Assassin but im not COMPLETELY heartless..."
She disrespect's my job and thinking i have a mental sickness...Mortal's woudnt understand...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

He thought he wasn't mortal. He needs a shrink.  

[JTN]

She has the tendency to make the eggnog with too much egg and not enough nog. A man has to get his holiday buzz on!  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Ew...eggnog  

[bebibebi]

flowers..UGGH. Dx  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Because i AM immortal! Hey i got no blood flowing around me, i don't need to eat, sleep, drink I NEED NOTHING!!! but get me away from magnets..."

She never made sence...