Why did you divorce the person above you?

[LoserMc4Strings]

cuz her friends are too old >_> gonk (this was about the avi she had at the time srry if it dosen't make sense now ^_^')  

[Shy_Meganekko]

His hat looked like it will "NOMNOMNOM" me in my sleep.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

It's been 7 years and I couldn't tell if he was a she or whut.  

[Annie Stephenie]

Beacuse she said that my ******* was too professional.. xd  

[RobX2000]

she was to she would always fall for "whats Updog?"  

[Ayame-Yuura]

He was too casual. I couldn't bring him to a fancy restaurant.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Im starting to question why we keep marrying each other..."

I strangely cant renember...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He refuses to let me see his face.  

[Annie Stephenie]

He was too shy for me.  

[Deathfrost]

Because for some reason she thought she was Jay-Z or Lil Wayne... eek I think she got amnesia or something but I couldn't live with those generic raps every five seconds... gonk  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

I think he wants to rape me ._. *hides under the desk*  

[Hachimitsu bea]

She didnt like meh hair cut =3=  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Her hair colour was painful to look at (no seriously it's too bright x3x)  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Everything smells like dog.  

[JTN]

She leaked videos of me... doing terrible... horrible... inhuman things... to cakes.