Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Shy_Meganekko]

Two words: cake fetish.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She feared that my dragon, that is very obedient, would lose control and eat her little yeti... Or her...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He quit texting meh. crying  

[7raindrops]

Pre op tranny, not the man I thought you were  

[Shy_Meganekko]

I might go blind after seeing that eclipse.  

[xukshia]

Those animals talk very loudly when I try to sleep.

 

[JTN]

She quadrupled our phone bill with calls threatening Justin Beiber.

(Rocks through windows are cheap. Why couldn't she use those?)  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He has a mistress on the side. stare  

[Hotaru Yamada]

The kisses were lame, she always had her face covered.  

[LilyPupper]

She said she'd turn emo if I ever divorced her... Couldn't resist.  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Furry Fetish. scream  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She did not like blood always on my blades...She feared the worst...  

[A Bloody Band Aid]

Loved everything about the darkness and we were opposites.  

[MaronKuzaka]

There were wet cats all around her... she attracted them like mad... Dx

 

[LilyPupper]

Threw water on cats and was turned on by it. It was to weird