Why I Killed You

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because if you think i'm going to be sharing a cookie with anyone, much less you, you're positively insane.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not bowing as I walked past you.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because my hair would get dirty and touch the ground if i bowed.  

[Garynook]

I killed you because you were fanning your farts towards me.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

(LOL) I killed you for blaming the fart on her.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

(thank you)
i killed you for defending me.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for trying to kill me even after I defended you.  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you caus I'm new here.  

[Tichelle]

I killed you for being in every freakin forum game I go to.

That and having hair cooler than mine  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because those kneepads are out of style.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for stealing my credit card and going on a shopping spree with it.  

[Mad Haru]

I killed you in a comedic fashion because I can.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for wearing the wrong hat for a gentleman thief.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because i didn't steal it, i just borrowed it and spent a lot of money with it. there's a difference.  

[-GracedWithPoetry-]

I killed you cus I am a crazy phychopath that felt like it.