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 Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:08 pm
You're welcome. May I ask why you are here?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:14 pm
*nods* I have been sent on a holy mission to eliminate a dangerous individual. She is a siren, an evil demon who captures people with her singing, which is terrible, but her magic makes people to believe that she is good.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:16 pm
What is her name and where does she come from?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:20 pm
*Military limousine pulls up*
*steps out*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:20 pm
She comes from the deepest pit of Hell. Her name? It is one that puts fear in children's hearts. Her name is...
Maria Kanellis.
She once was a known wrestler, but she decided to become a new pop music artist.
*nods as armored helmet randomly changes*
Plus, there was that camel who stole my clothes...
And then there was the bear that put date rape drugs in the beer he bought me and... Well, that's a story for another day.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:23 pm
I see. Please excuse me for a moment. *heads to the main entrance and looks out the window* Hmm, I wonder who he is.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:24 pm
*jumps out a window to visit the book lady*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:29 pm
*smooths out military suit* my my. does everyone here practice defenestration?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:30 pm
*walks outside* Hello. *curtsies* Welcome to Hyrule castle sir. Please come in.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:31 pm
Thank you very much. *gentleman bow* *follows in*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:32 pm
*come back with a book* Yay! I like the book lady. *wallclimbs, and climbs back in the window I jumped out of on the 30th floor*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:33 pm
So, what brings you here to my kingdom sir? *sits down in a chair near the window*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:35 pm
*sits down and reads* The book lady loans me the awesomest books. ^_^
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:41 pm
Did you not receive the message or did you forget? Do you not recognize me or the national emblems upon my uniform?
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:42 pm
Books! *Pulls out huge machine guns* BOOKS ARE THE ENEMY! MUST DESTROY BOOK LADY!
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