The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I AM NOT!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! Now I'm gonna cry...



You made me cry! I hate you!  

[Nazara]

ROFL AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAH hooo hoooo hHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA rofl


*serious face* You made Eternal cry  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you and i both know that byotch is sitting at the computer right now with absolutely no sadness on his face whatsoever.

you lied!  

[Nazara]

about what? -_-

You promised me Eternals tears I WANT THOSE TEARS!!! scream  

[magic_doglover]

but extracted them last week. confused huh. must have gotten lost in the mail. *shrug*

you made every person in the world that actively uses a Gaia Online account look exactly like their primary avatar!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

All part of my master plan to make everyone join my army.


You got drunk and slapped an old lady!  

[magic_doglover]

i most certainly did not! i don't touch alcohol, and i rather enjoy old people, so your accusation makes little sense.

you tricked me into thinking you were gone!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yes. So I could sneak behind you and slit your throat.


You got my latex gloves dirty with your blood.  

[magic_doglover]

*gasps* no, you got my blood.....dirty with your......latex gloves.

you made me gasp!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

So I can record your reflexes.

You pick pocketed me!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Do you think this gown is worth anything less than what I could steal from your pocket?

You found out my master plan of mass murder and almost made me murder you while I'm wearing this lovely new gown for the "Peace" negotiations!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Found out? I thought we were discussing it behind closed doors.


You witnessed our conversation! You must be killed before you speak!  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

You had it in my room. Of course I was going to see it.

You gave me this virus that has me bedridden!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We made you a part of our human experimentation program.


You stuck a potato in my dagger!


...wait...<_<  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yes, because I am not only a cat trying to cosply as Nemo from The League of Extraordianry Gentlemen, but I can also defy the laws of physics.

You gave Eternal $999,999,999 dollars to bump me off my high horse!