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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:45 am
Fortunately there's a treatment for the allergic reaction you just had!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:48 am
Unfortunately, the treatment does not last that long and the allergic reaction plagues you the next day.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:10 am
Fortunately you realise this and just let the allergic reaction take its course and eventually go away.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:22 pm
Unfortunately it is two months later and it STILL hasn't gone away !
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:22 am
Fortunately, it goes away in the next week.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:55 am
Unfortunately, it comes back... AS A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:54 am
Fortunately, the mafia wants nothing to do with you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:43 pm
Unfortunately the cops want everything to do with you
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:33 pm
Fortunately at that moment a UFO comes down and turns all the cops into frogs.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:33 am
Unfortunately, the aliens did it in exchange for being able to probe you...
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:46 pm
Fortunately it was because they wanted to make sure they could trust you with a special map that contains the wherabouts of all the most valuable treasures in the galaxy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:14 am
Unfortunately, after a very painful and humilating probing session, they decide that they can't trust you after all.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:21 am
Fortunately, it was all a dream.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:00 am
Unfortunately it makes you paranoid for the rest of your life.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:08 am
Fortunately, you have the backbone to not worry about such a thing.
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