Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but now he gets attacked by dirt. I wish I could wish about Xaldin again. emo  

[Immortalcrystal95]

(...Chip is female! gonk )
Your wish is granted but only for one turn. I wish the ants in the house would magically drop dead.  

[XR Omega]

Wish granted but the ants now are flesh hungry zombies

I wish i had all the items needed to complete my dream avi  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but someone hacks your account and takes all of your items/gold. I wish Xaldin would unbraid his shmexy hair.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but he is only doing so because the barber is going to shave his hair off. I wish for less projects.  

[XR Omega]

Wish granted but now you have twice as many essays to write
i wish my friends were online more  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but they add you to their ignore list. I wish Marluxia was in Kingdom Hearts II.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but you only see him in a flashback cutscene.

I wish I had an element to control.  

[Sayako Shinzo]

u get to control an element but u could not control it and u cause havic and chaos you kill millions muahahaha, you distroy the planet and it is recreated and fuzzy bunnys and way to many pink flowers and the only food there is is school food...

i wish i could transform into a wolf whenever i wanted!! biggrin  

[kaiser321]

granted but whenever you do u cant control your self and you kill your family

i wish that kingdom hearts was a reality.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but Sora mistakes you for a heartless and beats you to pulp... Literally.

I wish I was the Grim Reaper.  

[kaiser321]

granted but when you dont want to reap you get a major zipper pain on your crotch

i wish i had a cookie  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

kaiser321

granted but when you dont want to reap you get a major zipper pain on your crotch

i wish i had a cookie

HAH! Fooled you! I want to be the Grim Reaper for the reaping part! twisted

Granted but it tastes like dog poo.

I wish I could reap faster and bloodier.  

[kaiser321]

Crazy Retarded Monkey

kaiser321

granted but when you dont want to reap you get a major zipper pain on your crotch

i wish i had a cookie

HAH! Fooled you! I want to be the Grim Reaper for the reaping part! twisted

Granted but it tastes like dog poo.

I wish I could reap faster and bloodier.

yeah but there will come a time where you have to kill someone dear to you.

granted but the blood is ketchup and you get bored after a week

i wish i had a keyblade and there were plenty of heartless to fight but none of them would be able to kill me.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but then a Creeper (Nobody) comes along and bumps into you, killing you instantly.

I wish blood and ketchup were one and the same thing.