corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Yippie! You can now make cookies... in a vial!
I wish I would stop thinking of the things in the dark.  

[bulbasaur27]

wish granted

you are in a VERY bright lit room and then you go blind

i wish dragons were real  

[DvnT]

ok, you know that empty spot on mercury that they dont know what it looks like there? dragons exist there.

i wish edward cullen from the twilight series were real, and i were in bella swans place.

(XD)  

[fairywaif]

Granted! Unfortunately, you're hit by a truck and only get to see him for 5 more seconds. 5-4-3-2-1. burning_eyes

I wish that I had a prehensile tail like a monkey.  

[Taffylover]

GRANTED, but the tail attracted monkeys and they raped you.

I wish I could be invisible.  

[PokadotPillow]

GRANTED, but then everyone forgets about you and takes all your stuff.

I wish I had a sparkly fish-tie. mrgreen  

[DvnT]

granted, but the fish were paranahs that could live out of water, and they werent killed properly, so, they, um, ate you?

hmhm. ok, uhm i wish my life were perfect and i lived until i was 72 earth years old!!!! (thats a toughy!!! sorry but i got to laugh at you)  

[Taffylover]

GRANTED, but...your life WAS perfect until the earth blew up after you were raped by your neighbor's dog. (the key word you said was "were" which is past tense, making this possible)

I wish that my boyfriend was at meh house.  

[fairywaif]

Granted! But he's really an alien in disguise who abducts you and cuts you up for reasearch. While you're alive.

I wish for cat to stay cute forever! (A toughie... 4laugh )  

[vgraceabutterfly]

fairywaif

I wish for cat to stay cute forever! (A toughie... 4laugh )

Your cat dies young and your mom stuffs it.

I wish I could become a cat!  

[blazestonefire656]

Granted! But your face is demented, your paws are all cut up, and your tail is as stubby as a hampster tail. Uuuuuugly kitty.

I wish I could finally beat Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.  

[Black x Angels]

Granted! Then the memory card and system breaks before you get to see anything special at the end

I wish I could design a tissue box ^_^  

[blazestonefire656]

Granted! But it turns out flouresent hot pink and only holds tissues made for giants. Big snot-rags.

I wish I could do something so great, I could get on the Food Network.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, you start to cook something, but something goes terribly wrong and you cause an explosion that blows up half of your neighborhood and it appears on a Food Network show as a part of a "What Not to Do" segment.


I wish I could make a good Apple Pie.  

[Taffylover]

GRANTED, but when you become famous for the best apple pie ever, an assasin kills you for your enemies.

I wish it was snowing.