Corrupt a Wish

[Duchess Dill]

Bam! You're God, but many people don't believe in God, so your powers mean nothing.

I wish I didn't have college tomorrow.

 

[Jason The Psycho]

POOF!!!!!
*Collage blows up but you don't get good grades and end up in a strip club getting 25 cents a hour

I Wish that waffles didn't rule the world  

[Chiropteran_Alex]

POOF!
waffles don't rule the world but waffles ruled the UNIVERSE!

I wish my wish would not get corrupt
(try that >D )

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

You wish your wish doesn't get corrupt, and it doesn't, but your wish sucks anyways.

I wish everything wasn't so messed up right now. emo  

[Jason The Psycho]

Poof!!!!
Everything gets messed up even more and u commit suicide

I wish that bob was real!  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

he's alive but he's a living vegetable
I wish I had me some baby seal slippers  

[xneosanderz]

*kaboom* u have a baby seal slipper but it has a big hole in it
i wish i have a bunny  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but the bunny is evil and eats your soul. eek

I wish the world wasn't so intolerant.  

[Noche Flor]

KAPLOWIE! BAM! POW! the world becomes tolerant. but its so tolerant that the acceptance drives you crazy and you need an argument, so you kill yourself and argue to saint peter about why you should get into heaven.

I wish my friends would stop being bitches.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

granted, but now they're all goddam phonies.

I wish my bf will phone soon.  

[Stella Montoya]

He does!! xd
But says he got the mumps and can't see you for another 2 weeks crying

I wish I were in Europe  

[Jason The Psycho]

[im in england smile
POOF You are in Europe but i die in the plane crash!!
I wish for a massive piece of pie!  

[Noche Flor]

BOOM! BAM! KAPLOWO! you get your massive piece of pie but it turns out that it is a poisonous slice and you eat it and you die because you ate it.

i wish i had a bf  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, u have one, but it turns out that he's a pychopathic serial killer and he murders you and ***********************************(not 4 ur ears, pm 4 more info)

i wish i knew what wish i wanted to wish so i could wish that wish and wishingly received said wish so as to fulfill my wishes that were wished into being along with my wish!  

[Rorick_Kintana]

You know what to wish for but sence that was your wish you don't get your wish.

I wish I was ruller of the world and everyone didn't want to kill me because I ruled over them.