Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Kozar Rockamora]

All that dark energy... It was making the voice of Hitler talk to me about baking cakes...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He makes a lot of noise walking around in those shoes which bothered all the neighbors so we couldn't rent an apartment.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Her Rosey look bothered me so, and everytime i told her to wear something other than pink, she got another Shade of pink, Stop wearing Salmon colored Clothing!  

[anoirtac]

He was too dark.
And he made out with his sock every night.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

How can i make out with my sock if i don't take out my mask in the first place, you liar...

She halucinates alot, she thought i was bacon...  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Dissaproved of my bacon fixations.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

He pointed a gun at me!  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Her polar bear had an evil twinkle in it's eyes that drove me crazy.  

[Deathfrost]

She was great in bed, but wouldn't let me sleep... gonk  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I was forced to marry him in a bet, now the 3 months have ran out, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, TECHNO KITTY!!!  

[Professor Wi-Fi]

Cause I've watched enough episodes of Cheaters to know that he's been cheating on me.  

[anoirtac]

I could never make love comfortably with him.
That darn mask...  

[Deathfrost]

I didn't even remember marrying them... So we had to get divorced since she didn't even know my name... mrgreen  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He accused me for being a crazy cat lady.  

[JTN]

She keeps throwing away the leftover unicorn.

(They really are great for sammiches a week later.)