Why did you divorce the person above you?

[JTN]

Her unholy undead army was bigger than mine. crying  

[Shy_Meganekko]

His mood changes every second. It's quite irritating.  

[JTN]

She always criticizes my singing J-Pop songs in a piercing falsetto as I hide under her bed.  

[anoirtac]

He always forgot his pants when we went out in public.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She wants to be a starving artist.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

She wanted got me drunk too much.  

[DaggerTheif]

He spent all my money.  

[JTN]

She obviously was the one stealing all my daggers. ninja  

[anoirtac]

He was having an affair with his gay lover.

 

[Deathfrost]

I caught her getting it on with a life-sized cardboard cutout of me, then she brought in one of Hugh Laurie so I had to end it... Who knows how many cardboard cutouts she had?... emo  

[anoirtac]

He never took off his stupid armor.

 

[JTN]

She tastes funny.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He thinks cannibalism is funny.  

[Compushock]

WHAT IS THIS THREAD ABOUT HUH  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He wouldn't read the first post of anything.