Why not have a ^<v game?

[dragondancer123]

^ is wrong
> Is now hungry
v can give me food through the computer  

[Sir Grimmalkin]

^ Is wrong
> Would appreciate donations to self-proclaimed charity "Darke Alchemystes in need"
v Will probably not donate  

[Garynook]

Is very much correct infact...
Will demand protection money from Darke Alchemyste.
Is shocked by my decisions.  

[vampier girl499]

^ is wrong
< is watching anime
v is not watching anime  

[MelodiousBoice]

^is correct
< is going to have a cook out
v wants a cook out too  

[Garynook]

Nah.
Is obtaining a vintage still in the box Atari 2600 VCS including 2 joysticks so that I can modify the joystick I already had with an shake engine.
Wants that third controller when it is finished.  

[Kookyfan]

^ yes I do
>< is in need of gold to get out of jail from a guild game
v has gold but wont donate  

[Garynook]

Is correct and will not get anything from me.
Is not going to give the Atari 3600 controller with extra rumble function to ^ but will give it to his girlfriend.
Has more than 4,545 gold.  

[Kookyfan]

^ lol has more gold than^
>v is not stingy but is probably in need of gold too  

[vampier girl499]

^ partner in crime is right
< needs 4000 more gold to finish dream avi
v doesnt have a dream avi  

[Kookyfan]

^is right
>< is almost out of prison
v thinks im talking about a real prison  

[Garynook]

Is taking my intelligence too lightly
Knows she was talking about the loony bin.
Wants to stay at the loony bin too.  

[pa130unglitched]

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v stare scream domokun *|3173*  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

^should give me a 10 in the arena
whee

[MelodiousBoice]

^is correct
v will tell me how to get out of my sugar addiction